I want to have sex with Vicki Butler Henderson
17 April 2006, 08:53 PM
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Does Stef approve 
After you've boff'd her, could you please, for the love of God, teach her how to drive.
Here you go for now Paul, Kleenex moment...
After you've boff'd her, could you please, for the love of God, teach her how to drive.
Here you go for now Paul, Kleenex moment...
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Both these are her...
go on paul stroke the pole mate
17 April 2006, 09:24 PM
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Steph will kill me when she gets in from work Dave,thanks though.There are some outstanding features noticable in the first pic........oh dear, pass the tissues.
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17 April 2006, 09:46 PM
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According to THIS she must be a lousy sh@g...
...presuming (or assuming 
) sh@gging comes second in her list of underachievements.
Originally Posted by C5 Website
doing what she does best, driving cars incredibly fast
) sh@gging comes second in her list of underachievements.
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18 April 2006, 12:37 AM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
According to THIS she must be a lousy sh@g...
...presuming (or assuming ) sh@gging comes second in her list of underachievements.
...presuming (or assuming
) sh@gging comes second in her list of underachievements. quote "er where's the steering wheel"
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18 April 2006, 12:41 AM
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JB, todays top tip. You don't need to host every pic yourself in your PB gallery. Just copy the image properties (right click) from a Google image search and paste between image tags...
[ img ] paste link from properties here [ / img ]
...with no spaces.
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[ img ] paste link from properties here [ / img ]
...with no spaces.
This is directly linked from vb-h.net ...
18 April 2006, 09:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Pauleds2
Just been watching 5th Gear, she is lovely.
18 April 2006, 11:04 AM
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Originally Posted by scg
However that little scream noise she makes when she's in a particularly fast car does send me a little bit funny
strange you should mention that .as its why shes in my top five celebrity sh@gs
18 April 2006, 03:05 PM
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That little scream makes me want to wedge her big toe in the rear towing loop and do a "hot lap" sideways with handbrake 'n all 
I cannot possibly see how she can make it into a celebrity top five
You do remember that this world is blessed with Jessica Alba, Keira Knightly, Kylie Minogue (and sister), Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston.... the list goes on. Hell, I'd put any of the 3 females off Blue Peter before that stumpy plummy-mummy munter.
All IMHO
sideways with handbrake 'n all I cannot possibly see how she can make it into a celebrity top five
You do remember that this world is blessed with Jessica Alba, Keira Knightly, Kylie Minogue (and sister), Angelina Jolie, Charlize Theron, Jennifer Aniston.... the list goes on. Hell, I'd put any of the 3 females off Blue Peter before that stumpy plummy-mummy munter.All IMHO
18 April 2006, 04:51 PM
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Dave,
All those supermodel types are just so out of reach, up their own exhaust pipes and very aloof.
Whereas Vicky is like the girl next door, a human being and has the added attraction of being a petrolhead who can whup most blokes with a blindfold on.
And in addition to the blindfold i wonder if she would wear some thigh length boots and a very short skirt.............ooops pass the tissues again
All those supermodel types are just so out of reach, up their own exhaust pipes and very aloof.
Whereas Vicky is like the girl next door, a human being and has the added attraction of being a petrolhead who can whup most blokes with a blindfold on.
And in addition to the blindfold i wonder if she would wear some thigh length boots and a very short skirt.............ooops pass the tissues again
18 April 2006, 06:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Pauleds2
Dave,
All those supermodel types are just so out of reach, up their own exhaust pipes and very aloof.
Whereas Vicky is like the girl next door, a human being and has the added attraction of being a petrolhead who can whup most blokes with a blindfold on.
And in addition to the blindfold i wonder if she would wear some thigh length boots and a very short skirt.............ooops pass the tissues again
All those supermodel types are just so out of reach, up their own exhaust pipes and very aloof.
Whereas Vicky is like the girl next door, a human being and has the added attraction of being a petrolhead who can whup most blokes with a blindfold on.
And in addition to the blindfold i wonder if she would wear some thigh length boots and a very short skirt.............ooops pass the tissues again
18 April 2006, 07:38 PM
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Yeah, you could talk about that race TG entered her into (Marcos's IIRC) when she respectably qualified 17th from 18, then binned it in the first corner taking out 2 others and limping home last. Or that time they let her try touring cars, and she binned it. Or all those time she awkwardly yanks on the handbrake to induce woeful sideways action whilst bouncing it off the rev limiter (like last week in the MX5's) in the vain hope she may look 0.1% as composed as Tiff when pushing the limits. Oh, and when she broke the Aston Martin Vanquish 3 times in 3 starts. And it's so appealing when she squeals like a stuck pig, almost as erotic as when she refers to her "Mummy".
There aren't many females who've ever done a good job on a car show, but I simply cannot do with her. And as for the supermodels being up their own exhaust pipes, VBH suffers badly with that. She is about as deluded about her own appeal as all the blokes who find her appealing are deluded. Yes, she has a girl next door charm about her, but I'd turn her down a hundred times for one go with sooo many others.
There aren't many females who've ever done a good job on a car show, but I simply cannot do with her. And as for the supermodels being up their own exhaust pipes, VBH suffers badly with that. She is about as deluded about her own appeal as all the blokes who find her appealing are deluded. Yes, she has a girl next door charm about her, but I'd turn her down a hundred times for one go with sooo many others.
18 April 2006, 08:39 PM
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Originally Posted by corradoboy
Yeah, you could talk about that race TG entered her into (Marcos's IIRC) when she respectably qualified 17th from 18, then binned it in the first corner taking out 2 others and limping home last. Or that time they let her try touring cars, and she binned it. Or all those time she awkwardly yanks on the handbrake to induce woeful sideways action whilst bouncing it off the rev limiter (like last week in the MX5's) in the vain hope she may look 0.1% as composed as Tiff when pushing the limits. Oh, and when she broke the Aston Martin Vanquish 3 times in 3 starts. And it's so appealing when she squeals like a stuck pig, almost as erotic as when she refers to her "Mummy".
There aren't many females who've ever done a good job on a car show, but I simply cannot do with her. And as for the supermodels being up their own exhaust pipes, VBH suffers badly with that. She is about as deluded about her own appeal as all the blokes who find her appealing are deluded. Yes, she has a girl next door charm about her, but I'd turn her down a hundred times for one go with sooo many others.
There aren't many females who've ever done a good job on a car show, but I simply cannot do with her. And as for the supermodels being up their own exhaust pipes, VBH suffers badly with that. She is about as deluded about her own appeal as all the blokes who find her appealing are deluded. Yes, she has a girl next door charm about her, but I'd turn her down a hundred times for one go with sooo many others.
Oh well, i don't think i'm deluded, or any of the other people who have posted on this thread who agree with me, i only started it for a bit of fun.Not to be personally insulted.
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FFS, we're on about *******' her, not doing a couple of laps at Silverstone.
...and my missus is watching me type this, saying that she would too.
.......I'm off for a cold shower
...and my missus is watching me type this, saying that she would too.
.......I'm off for a cold shower
18 April 2006, 10:11 PM
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Looks like she's got scania wheel nuts down her top in the first pic, no way would i kick her outa bed anyway, that husky voice and the way she curl's her mouth, the mind boggles i'm off for a cold shower now
18 April 2006, 10:28 PM
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**Note to self: Don't invite Dave on lads night out down Spearmint Rhinos** 
Too much analysis going on there my friend.... She's fit, likes her cars, quaffs pints and could hold her own in a WYIOC car discussion in the FG around the table whilst we munched their fine burgers....... I certainly wouldn't hold all those driving errors against her as I'm sure I'd do all those things too.
I'm afraid the others you mentioned are a little out of general reach and we have to keep it real. VBH is just that and a refreshing change from the air brushed, artificial and cosmetically enhanced 'goddesses'.
I've always fancied, Jenny Agutter. She's no, Charlize Theron, but all the better for being natural..
Too much analysis going on there my friend.... She's fit, likes her cars, quaffs pints and could hold her own in a WYIOC car discussion in the FG around the table whilst we munched their fine burgers....... I certainly wouldn't hold all those driving errors against her as I'm sure I'd do all those things too.
I'm afraid the others you mentioned are a little out of general reach and we have to keep it real. VBH is just that and a refreshing change from the air brushed, artificial and cosmetically enhanced 'goddesses'.
I've always fancied, Jenny Agutter. She's no, Charlize Theron, but all the better for being natural..