Pics from last night's Cubley Hall mid-month WYIOC get-together.

Captions required.....

 

Let us just be thankful that the toilet photos were just confined to the urinals and not cubicles.

 

Sticky by name.....

 

My knees smell of wee.

Just doing my duty to make sure Dazza can safely spend a penny

 

An official from the WYIOC Vertical Challenge Department checks Mr Atack's private facilities, prior to commissioning....

 

Sticky assesses Cubley Hall's newly installed mouthwash dispensing facility....

 

'I've rubbed my hands round & round the bowl and can state that pi$$ does not run smoothly from the edge. This will be marked as a negative for this Venue.. In fact that last guy's pi$$, is still there.. see?'

 

The WYIOC committee's confidence in their choice of Chairman was fully justified...

 

'Sticky! Where do want this pi$$?'

 

Corradoboy- "Apparently the Surgeon says that when he's finished it'll be almost double it's original size, in fact this long"

 

Tea + TFT monitor = I'll never learn....

 

The regional heats for Catalogue Model of the Year were reaching their climax...

 

Sticky - "Dave cheers for the recommendation. The surgeon tells me that as i have an Evo, mine will be this big!"

 

Dave - 'Nice ****....'

 

'If Sir would like to stand just here, I'll do the rest. £1.50 for a Zip, Lob, warm, tinkley winkley, shakey shakey, re-package and a smile..'

 

The last one looks so funny there's Castlemaine XXX coming out my nose..

 

Sticky needs to wash his digit after the latest session of kow-towing to the Chairman

 

XXX ?????

You on the budget stuff again?

 

Sticky, how's the diary looking for wrapping me in cellophane, so to speak? or is Al being done first? (Tues & Friday out for me)

If it's a problem this week then I'll think about it after the hols so w/c 4th July is a possibility...

 

We'd be pushing it for this week Andy, as we've got another big brewery job on (hic ) in Manchester that's pretty mach accounted for the whole week. I'll let you know if a slot becomes available. Would next weekend be of any use?
Like I said, I'd need the car for pretty much a full day to get everything patterned, but next Saturday should be free.

 

Depending on when he's out on his bike....

 

No can do next Saturday, Andy - it's the day I go north of the border for a week

Looks like it'll have to be w/c 4th July - are Saturdays OK for you as it would make things easier this end?

 

PS if it's Boddies brewery, watch out as there's Strangeways just round the corner AFAIR and the Cubley Hall piccies might not do you many favours

 

Yeah - I heard they'd scrambled the helicopter from HMP Wakefield max security....

 

I was thinking more along the lines of picking up the soap...

 

Following requests from local residents, the Chairman is forced to rethink his plans for cosmetic dentistry....

 

Alan was always conscious that his fabulous, film star looks were very threatening to the other men in the group..

 

 

or... Al forgot his reading glasses, bringing to mind the old adage about going blind, and causing Sticky to re-think his plans for a lift home...

 

The blind leading the blind?

One alledgedly was blind drunk, the other...