Dave was starting to regret the terms of his ten year C&A modelling contract

 

New!! Action Dave!! The Ultimate Driver!!

• Unique Real Moving eyes with that real, intense 'strines' driving stare...
• New feature!! Bendy arms that fall instantly into the proper racing position (modelled on an actual Subaru Driver!!)
• Check out the aggressive 'Your not faster than me, mate' driving stance.. based on a real Evo Driver!!
• Pull the Chord and amaze your friends!! Listen to the 20GB Hard Drive (over 900 Cd's) of MP3's giving every technical detail of car dynamics!!
• Optional extras; Based on Autoroute 2005, Clip in modules of all your favourite Yorkshire driving roads in exquisite detail!!

For that real experience, purchase 'Helen' his faithful companion, comes with her own hairdressing studio and real life screams, crying sounds and 'Yes, Yes!!' shouts to accompany Dave on one of his runs... (well, we thinks it's that. The recording origin is a little vague - possibly recorded, accidentally, on a mobile phone that was left switched on)

Yours for only £4.99...
Helen is £300 (we had to pay the guy with the mobile phone clip a bit more)

 

Al - the best yet! AFPMSL.....

 

Al - how much is it to visit your world? PMSL

 

Tee hee

Though a 300 word essay is kind of pushing the notion of a 'caption' it's still p1ss funny

 

Mmm. No reply from 'Driver Dave' Hope I haven't upset him to much..

 

We're meeting up tomorrow to discuss options for litigation....