tosser in a beemer this morning...
21 August 2007, 06:31 AM
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tosser in a beemer this morning...
litterally just 10 mins ago. followed me all the way from foxhills industrial estate, past the outside of the town centre to the double traffic lights outside the steelworks. sat there, me in the left, you in the right, revving your engine at me.
lights change, you burn off, i poodle along and catch you at the next set of lights (both turning right).
turn right, you burn off and get stuck behind a truck doing 30ish mph. i catch up at another set of lights. truck, you then me. lights go green and you burn off to the next set of lights (ashby high street set). best part was the lights went red as you approached at high speed. i turn right at these, you carry on. lights are red, your staring at me revving. my corner light goes green, i blow a kiss, wave and pootle off, knowing i have one off you, and more petrol in my tank
another reason why beemer drivers are 99% tossers
r40*aoo was the number plate. blue 323i estate if anyone see it.
******
lights change, you burn off, i poodle along and catch you at the next set of lights (both turning right).
turn right, you burn off and get stuck behind a truck doing 30ish mph. i catch up at another set of lights. truck, you then me. lights go green and you burn off to the next set of lights (ashby high street set). best part was the lights went red as you approached at high speed. i turn right at these, you carry on. lights are red, your staring at me revving. my corner light goes green, i blow a kiss, wave and pootle off, knowing i have one off you, and more petrol in my tank
another reason why beemer drivers are 99% tossers
r40*aoo was the number plate. blue 323i estate if anyone see it.
******
21 August 2007, 06:39 PM
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Aren't they all ?
He beat you to the Shell Garage....
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Better than being nearly side-swipped by a pregnant Toyota febble carrier !!
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Better than being nearly side-swipped by a pregnant Toyota febble carrier !!
22 August 2007, 04:14 PM
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saw the ***** again this morning just after id dropped a mate home from work. up the **** of some poor cow in a fiesta at the same lights.
tell you what you ******, im havin' ya' tomorrow morning. 25 in a 40 all the way home if you cross me. loud pedal beckons if you even try overtake me you looser.
tell you what you ******, im havin' ya' tomorrow morning. 25 in a 40 all the way home if you cross me. loud pedal beckons if you even try overtake me you looser.
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22 August 2007, 05:04 PM
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why do salesmen, who drive 330d estates, think they are gonna **** all over a scoob... i got one yesterday morning on my way to work. got on m62 at jct 31, goin west bound. booted it onto the motorway, middle lane, then tried to get into the fast lane. but, guess wot.. a ***** in a beemer. he decided i wasnt worthy enough to be let in, so he put his foot down, as if to say f**k you, you aint gettin in. so i eased back, sitting behind him. we were knocking on 95, then i saw a gap, a naughty gap in the middle lane. dropped into fourth, pulled into middle lane and planted my boot on the go faster pedal. smoked him on the inside. best part was, he had his passenger window open, cos he was smoking... he soon shut it, after i dropped it into fifth and gave him a mouth full of dump valve WHOOSH! he soon backed off and cowwered away!!
22 August 2007, 05:13 PM
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why do salesmen, who drive 330d estates, think they are gonna **** all over a scoob... i got one yesterday morning on my way to work. got on m62 at jct 31, goin west bound. booted it onto the motorway, middle lane, then tried to get into the fast lane. but, guess wot.. a ***** in a beemer. he decided i wasnt worthy enough to be let in, so he put his foot down, as if to say f**k you, you aint gettin in. so i eased back, sitting behind him. we were knocking on 95, then i saw a gap, a naughty gap in the middle lane. dropped into fourth, pulled into middle lane and planted my boot on the go faster pedal. smoked him on the inside. best part was, he had his passenger window open, cos he was smoking... he soon shut it, after i dropped it into fifth and gave him a mouth full of dump valve WHOOSH! he soon backed off and cowwered away!!
you chav
hmmmmmmmmm I'm a diesel driving salesman!
22 August 2007, 06:28 PM
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sorry m8, dint mean to cause offence to a fellow scoob owner... hopefully u'll know betta than not to have a go with a scooby in the diesel :P
22 August 2007, 08:06 PM
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i aint sore about anything. i drive all day for a living, and the amount of ignorant drivers that are out there is rediculous. i'm far from an angel, but i do try and help, by letting people out at junctions, letting them pull in, etc etc. it takes no time of mine to try and be courteous, but obv other people dont feel the same, i.e the bmw driver. of course, he doesnt have to let people in, it just doesnt help when someone leaves u a gap to pull in, and then decides to put his foot down when your about to pull in.
22 August 2007, 09:45 PM
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I was driving from Dalton into Askam from the bypass the other night and some T.W.A.T in a dark blue escort must have inhaled everything that came out of the back of my car. I slowed down and let him passed so he could drive most of the way on the wrong side of the road.
23 August 2007, 06:32 AM
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maybe its just me....
had a blue 52 plate bugeye wrx up my **** this morning on the roundabout near wicks (for those in the know.)
was tempted as he was definately goading for some fun, but the oncoming road was a 40 and is usually full of lorries. plus the car was cold from being stood all night.
let him and his desperado driving overtake and screech round the next set of lights (right turn)....
beware, its not the sunday drivers you have to watch out for... its the 6.07am drivers now
had a blue 52 plate bugeye wrx up my **** this morning on the roundabout near wicks (for those in the know.)
was tempted as he was definately goading for some fun, but the oncoming road was a 40 and is usually full of lorries. plus the car was cold from being stood all night.
let him and his desperado driving overtake and screech round the next set of lights (right turn)....
beware, its not the sunday drivers you have to watch out for... its the 6.07am drivers now
23 August 2007, 11:02 AM
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why do salesmen, who drive 330d estates, think they are gonna **** all over a scoob... i got one yesterday morning on my way to work. got on m62 at jct 31, goin west bound. booted it onto the motorway, middle lane, then tried to get into the fast lane. but, guess wot.. a ***** in a beemer. he decided i wasnt worthy enough to be let in, so he put his foot down, as if to say f**k you, you aint gettin in. so i eased back, sitting behind him. we were knocking on 95, then i saw a gap, a naughty gap in the middle lane. dropped into fourth, pulled into middle lane and planted my boot on the go faster pedal. smoked him on the inside. best part was, he had his passenger window open, cos he was smoking... he soon shut it, after i dropped it into fifth and gave him a mouth full of dump valve WHOOSH! he soon backed off and cowwered away!!
BMWs 99% of the time they are driven by Arseholes, thats what i would have done to!
good lad
23 August 2007, 12:25 PM
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Helped out one of the lasses at work with getting tyre quotes today - when one of my other female colleagues said "Yeah, he owns one of those Subarus - says it all really !".
23 August 2007, 12:32 PM
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Most Bmw drivers cannot accept defeat gracefully either, I beat a 328 coupe off the lights the other day and he blew a fooking fuse, flashing his lights and sat on my bumper for half a mile How dare I beat his £20k motor in a piece of jap crap
How dare I beat his £20k motor in a piece of jap crap
23 August 2007, 11:35 PM
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They stopped making the 328 in 2000 when the 3.0 replaced it
24 August 2007, 12:03 AM
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24 August 2007, 12:07 AM
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Funny thing is - when I left work tonight at 5pm, sat in a queue for roundabout, next to bus stop. Couple of 10 yr old boys got their mobiles out and said "Let's get a picture of that Subaru !" The lady stood next to them couldn't stop laughing ! (neither could I !)
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