right here goes.............

2pm in Hemel on Magic Roundabout, a green Classic with gold wheels, i was behind you, in yella classic

2.30pm magic roundabout again white scoob with a long space on your plate with a 'G' at the end i think, i flashed but got no wave

lots of wagons mostly with women drivers and no waves

4.30 in southdown a nice blue one with a mahoosive rear wing i flashed and you waved (or saluted, not sure). i think you stopped, i was going the other way. Did you stop for me, do i know you? sorry anyway, nice car
i was in yellow classic

and loads more wagons with no wavers

anyone???

 

didn't see me cause i'm invisible

 

why you invisable?........is it ccos someone kicked the **** out of you lol

 

oi you may be taller than me but i can still put you over my knee

 

how tall are you then, erm sorry......how short are you??

 

5ft 4 and no jokes either madam

 

right let me get this straight..........5" nothing, bald with ray-bans.........

 

ok if you say so

hows ya wheels ????

 

havnt a clue what you are talking about

 

hmmm ok

 

WHAT wheels?

 

Micheal winner voice//

Calm down dear its a commercial
i never hit my wheels on a kerb

 

i hate that winner bloke

but......i am claiming off my insurance against the council, for the pot-holes.....

watch this space

 

ok i'm still watching the space

come out with us all tommorow we can show you how to drive
<<giggles to himself>>

 

whats happening today then???

 

<mutter>

Can't leave you two alone for one minute can I ?

 

its that thug again

 

going for a little run down to saafend with about 30 other scoobs

but unless you get in contact by 4.30 your screwed as it would take a while to pick you up and get back

come along meeting 7 to 7 30 basildon tescos carpark mayflower industrial estate on the A127

can't miss it
or follow a scoob

 

<<nelson muntz mode on>>

HA HA

<<nelson muntz mode off>>



you missed out

 

Saw a yellow classic the other morning in chelmsford on roundabout near springfield area, think I,ve seen the same one in Asda car park in chelmer village a couple of times to, is that you sarahsquares??

 

its not me, i try to keep away from anything remotely Essex, but i did see a yellow classic in Asda in Stevenage yesterday, that wasnt me either

and as for you lpkis, you left me behind (shorty)

 

well you are easy to leave behind arn't you

you drive like a little old lady

HA HA

 

GET SHORTY

 

well WHEN you get that yellow blamange fixed come down there next time..

why do blondes only get 30 minutes for lunch?????



cause if they took an hour they would need retraining

 

Be warned our offspring is back!!!!!!!!!

it poked its head up earlier
only to get it blown off

Evil????
yup i most certainly am

 

the evil spawn must have been grounded

ive got the 'stinger' ready

 

he's back again and being sensible

clubbing him repeatedly over the head with one of your bent wheels must have worked

 

I hope you know our spawn is in another thread ranting about wanting to do a universtiy degree (not that you'd know what that is being blonde) a degree in medicine.....

just to let you know i'm not paying towards it you can
i'd get more back from spunking the money on a car

so dig deep cause a degree will cost you

But you earn more than me anyhow

 

If ya car is broken why didn't you just ask

cars are too simple to work on

its not rocket science

 

pooffffffffffff................ where did the spawn go:G