Who Was In The Drink?
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Last night there was one of the Subaru team, he was quite drunk, but not out of it!
The morning was early, the club was closing, and his mission was to 'PULL THE LAST THING AVAILABLE!'
He pointed at this 'WOMAN' (I think!) and decided that this was the target for the night. Little did he know?
Once the lady had come over to sit with us, his charm went in to overdrive. He introduced me to the female, at which point I fell off the stall. I turned to my FRIEND, and stated that he needed his head looking at, and that she required a BATH in the strongest smelling fragrances available on the market. At this point I then left him to it!
After this he offered to pay for her bath, and she left. THANK GOD!
The gent in concern is from the West of England! I shall not be giving any names, as the few people that know about this have already given this poor individual a hard enough time.
But at the end of the night, a GOOD time was had by all.
Dan
The morning was early, the club was closing, and his mission was to 'PULL THE LAST THING AVAILABLE!'
He pointed at this 'WOMAN' (I think!) and decided that this was the target for the night. Little did he know?
Once the lady had come over to sit with us, his charm went in to overdrive. He introduced me to the female, at which point I fell off the stall. I turned to my FRIEND, and stated that he needed his head looking at, and that she required a BATH in the strongest smelling fragrances available on the market. At this point I then left him to it!
After this he offered to pay for her bath, and she left. THANK GOD!
The gent in concern is from the West of England! I shall not be giving any names, as the few people that know about this have already given this poor individual a hard enough time.
But at the end of the night, a GOOD time was had by all.
Dan
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LOL 
Here is the correct version of events (illustrated with appropriate smilies):
- 2 girls nearby
- 1 half decent, other is a moose
- half decent one wanders off somewhere
- I call over moose and introduce her to Danny (working on basis of I get Danny fixed up giving me a good chance with the other)
- Danny lost for words (I never realized he was so choosey)
- Danny falls off stool and hides at the other end of the bar
- Me left with moose
- I make excuse and exit
Geeez - you try to help your mates and that's the thanks ya get
To quote Danny earlier in the evening "If its got a pulse..."
Top night out - next one's up your way Dan
LMAO Rich
Here is the correct version of events (illustrated with appropriate smilies):
- 2 girls nearby
- 1 half decent, other is a moose
- half decent one wanders off somewhere
- I call over moose and introduce her to Danny (working on basis of I get Danny fixed up giving me a good chance with the other)
- Danny lost for words (I never realized he was so choosey)
- Danny falls off stool and hides at the other end of the bar
- Me left with moose
- I make excuse and exit
Geeez - you try to help your mates and that's the thanks ya get
To quote Danny earlier in the evening "If its got a pulse..."
Top night out - next one's up your way Dan
LMAO Rich
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Thank You, what the hell should I thank you for!
1, I seem to remember what you said to call her over was :- 'I'll give you £15 for a ****!' Correct me if I'm wrong! (But I know you won't be able to!)
2, You never introduced her to me, I was already on my way over to the other side of the bar!
3, Yes the next one is over my way.
Friends like this, WHO needs 'em
Dan
1, I seem to remember what you said to call her over was :- 'I'll give you £15 for a ****!' Correct me if I'm wrong! (But I know you won't be able to!)
2, You never introduced her to me, I was already on my way over to the other side of the bar!
3, Yes the next one is over my way.
Friends like this, WHO needs 'em
Dan
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