SwissTony

iTrader: (19)

On my way to work.
DBM passed me on London Road, Wycombe Nice wave heading townbound
Let out aBugeye onto the London Road.Wave and a thumbs up
Passed 2 bugeyes both WRC blue with gold wheels heading westvbound on M40/A40 around 10a.m

Bet no one responds as usual..might move house if this continues !!

bigJoe

Howdy ST,

It was me you let out, think I’ve seen you a few times around there? (stewing in the morning traffic )

nice wheels btw

chrisdodsworth

SPOTTED AT LAST..wont bore you with how long it took but i had almost given up hope!!
BigJoe...forget about the nice wheels, your motor is sweet.
Have seen you around quite a few times but like most people, first thing in the morning trying to get to work is not the best time.
Isnt that junction a bitch to get out of..glad i dont live up there.
Next time i see you will give a bigger wave
ST

SwissTony

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that post was meant to be by me and not my alter ego....

bigJoe

Cheers mate, she’s me baby (sad or wot),

I know what you mean about mornings, I’m usually on autopilot until 10AM, but I’ll keep me eyes peeled

Jerry B

Swiss Tony.

Never seen you but it brings a smile to my face imagining Swiss Tony at the wheel, arm on the window sill, explaining how "driving a Subaru is like making love to a beautiful woman...warm her up for a few minutes (seconds?) crunch the lever into gear, ignore the tremors, judders and jolts as you engage drive and you're away....you'll be there almost before you started....hey, and don't forget to let her idle a while to cool before getting out. We don't want her seizing up from all that heat..."

SwissTony

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Jerry B
My good man
Yes driving a subaru is "like making love to a beautiful woman"
You have approach it with some admiration, climb onboard with feverish excitement, appreciate the higher centre point of gravity in the rear,gently turn her on, watch her dials light up with glee,slip it in FIRST, and listen for those obviuos signs of pleasure of rumbles and groans.Make sure that her grip on your shaft is not too tight and start pulling away.Dont give too much too soon as she needs warming up.then grin like an idiot for the journey and finally upon dismounting remember to let her down gradually and if needed, give the bodywork a quick wipe down should there be any residue?

Now does that sound like a good ride?

Swiss

jameswrx

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PMSL

Good stuff swiss

breezer

Aren't you cutting it a bit fine there with "her grip on your shaft"? Had to fight hard to find a way to link that to some non-sexual part of the body for the 'clean' meaning.