lots of scoobs in stoke on trent last night,driving around the strand?(think thats wot its called)im working around there on nights.nice to see quite a few.plus lots of nova sheds

 

Strand is in Longton. Very nice - not

 

miltonites !!!!!!

ARRRGGHHHHH theyre everywhere !!!!
revenge of the killer miltonites from the totally inbred village of MILTON....

ps..... THEY CONTROL THE WEATHER MACHINE......

pps.... THEY ALL WEAR WELLINGTONS.......

ppps.... THEY MAKE IT RAIN........

ALL BOW DOWN TO MILTONITE SCUM !

 

Agggghhhhhh Sian Lloyd is keeping me hostage in a cellar in Milton!!!

Ay up duck, indeed.

 

i feel a lot better now....
those pills have done the world of good....

ARRRGHHH......

NOOO.....

I AM STILL IN MILTON.....

AAARRRRGGGHHHHH.....

INBRED MILTONITES EVERYWHERE........

 

Denzil, I keep telling you, they're not inbred, they're aliens!!! [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img]

 

get down to MILTON

we see more nova'd up skips then anything else !!
exhausts sound like a wet flappy fart aswell !
and they all got greasy haircuts aswell !!

 

so the MILTONITES are ALIENS
well there you go then....
i always knew there was something screwed up with them.

i am not a DUCK, i dont go QUACK, i dont have FEATHERS.
i dont wear WELLINGTONS, and i dont INBREED either.

 

There's definately something wrong with a place where the woman in the chip shop looks at you funny when you order chips.

 

so anyway, i walk in to the co-op in MILTON, and i pick up a carton of milk.
i then walk to the counter and TRY to get served.
"rat duck" the woman says
"excuse me?" i reply quite confused
"rat duck....milk..... int it" she says
i am starting to worry at this point(is this woman on any prescribed medicine)
"erm... just this please" i say
"milkduck" she replies
"i dont want duck, or rat, just the milk" i say to her
"rat duck" she says
"are you listening to me" i say again "i only want this milk"
"rat Duck, milk duck, 40p duck"
at this point i am starting to get a bit annoyed at this inbred of a woman, so i leave the milk where it is and walk out .
as i walk out she shouts
"where you going duckee"

i give up!!!! GOD DAMN MILTONITES !!!

[Edited by Denzil_Dog - 9/26/2002 3:03:36 PM]