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THIS NEWS JUST IN!!!
(TAKEN FROM PAGE 2 OF THE DERBY EVENING TELEGRAPH WED 20TH JUNE)
A LOCAL MAN HAS BEEN ARRESTED AFTER POLICE RECIEVED REPORTS OF A SEEDY LOOKING CHARACTER LOITERING AROUND THE BIKE SHEDS OF SINFIN SCHOOL. MICHAEL SINGH OF ************ **** DERBY WAS SEEN BY SCHOOL CHILDREN ACTING SUSPICIOUSLY AROUND THEIR BIKES BUT WHEN CONFRONTED BY A GROUP OF SECOND YEARS HE RAN OFF AND ATTEMPTED TO ESCAPE IN HIS GREEN SUBARU IMPREZA, LUCKILY ONE PUPIL WAS ABLE TO FOLLOW HIM BACK TO HIS HOME (ON HIS BMX)AND THEN INFORM THE POLICE OF HIS WHEREABOUTS, THE CHILD COMMENTED "I THOUGHT THOSE CARS WHERE MEANT TO BE FAST BUT I HAD NO TROUBLE KEEPING UP WITH IT, I JUST FOLLOWED THE SMOKE!. MR SINGH HAS BEEN CHARGED WITH 'SNIFFING BIKE SEATS WITH INTENT TO LICK' AND RELEASED ON BAIL WITH THE CONDITION THAT HE NOT GO WITHIN A TWO MILE RADIUS OF ANY SCHOOL.