Now I don't class myself as a dinosaur or "past it" just yet but I needed some advice that only my daughter could help with.

I was driving home and had to park up in the carpark in my village when walking through the car park where two "yoof's" approached the car. Hot day, hoodies up, wearing baseball caps (?), jeans hanging round their pants, trainers with laces undone etc etc.

I got out of the car and was walking away when one of the "yoof's" shouts, "Hey, man your car is SICK!"

Not wishing to make a scene or show my ignorance I replied "Errrrrrrr OK" and walked off, deep in thought

When I explained this to the daughter "SICK" means good, awesome, excellent! I am now well chuffed that I have a "SICK" car

 

I was told by a couple of Bazza Boys that my car is the 'Baddest fockin' Subawoo in Bawwy'!! Umm, thanks, I think

 

PMSL

 

we got a sick car to and every sunday if we have an away match they hope they can go in the scoob ah bless todays youth so naive not a chance richie wont do dirty rugby kits on his blue alacantra.
richie and our daughter arguing DAD GET OUT OF MY GRILL that one threw him

 

Yoo iz doown with the yoof yeh bra?

 

Da 'itch's is digging ma groove, guuuuuuyyyy!

 

big up da yoof, in bredwan BRAPBRAP pmsl

love to know whats up with the good old english were taught at school. then again its hilarious listening to them talk like a bunch of idiots.

 

you're all soooooooooooooo GAY