Overage, over the hill or does it make sense? Mid week mirth
12 August 2009, 11:36 AM
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Overage, over the hill or does it make sense? Mid week mirth
I am not over 50 yet but.......................
New Direction for any war: Only Recruit Soldiers Over 50.
I am over 50 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've
got the whole thing ***-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to
fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military
unit until you're at least 35.
For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.
Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than
28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a
dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry'
We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some ******* that desperately
deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always
get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and
can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some
fanatical SOB....
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In
fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real stretch.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed
and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation
for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house,
away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't
see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do
any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to
start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out
that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of
his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life
before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an
enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with
attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already
behind them.
***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....with PMS !!! You think Men have attitudes
!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my Lord!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol....we will have it secured the
first night!
Share this with your senior friends. It's
purposely in big type so they can read it.
New Direction for any war: Only Recruit Soldiers Over 50.
I am over 50 and the Armed Forces thinks I'm too old to
track down terrorists. You can't be older than 42 to join the military. They've
got the whole thing ***-backwards. Instead of sending 18-year olds off to
fight, they ought to take us old guys. You shouldn't be able to join a military
unit until you're at least 35.
For starters: Researchers say 18-year-olds think about sex every 10 seconds.
Old guys only think about sex a couple of times a day, leaving us more than
28,000 additional seconds per day to concentrate on the enemy.
Young guys haven't lived long enough to be cranky, and a cranky soldier is a
dangerous soldier. 'My back hurts! I can't sleep, I'm tired and hungry'
We are impatient and maybe letting us kill some ******* that desperately
deserves it will make us feel better and shut us up for a while.
An 18-year-old doesn't even like to get up before 10 a.m. Old guys always
get up early to pee so what the hell. Besides, like I said, 'I'm tired and
can't sleep and since I'm already up, I may as well be up killing some
fanatical SOB....
If captured we couldn't spill the beans because we'd forget where we put them. In
fact, name, rank, and serial number would be a real stretch.
Boot camp would be easier for old guys. We're used to getting screamed
and yelled at and we're used to soft food. We've also developed an appreciation
for guns. We've been using them for years as an excuse to get out of the house,
away from the screaming and yelling.
They could lighten up on the obstacle course however. I've been in combat and didn't
see a single 20-foot wall with rope hanging over the side, nor did I ever do
any pushups after completing basic training.
Actually, the running part is kind of a waste of energy, too. I've
never seen anyone outrun a bullet.
An 18-year-old has the whole world ahead of him. He's still learning to shave, to
start up a conversation with a pretty girl. He still hasn't figured out
that a baseball cap has a brim to shade his eyes, not the back of
his head.
These are all great reasons to keep our kids at home to learn a little more about life
before sending them off into harm's way.
Let us old guys track down those dirty rotten coward terrorists. The last thing an
enemy would want to see is a couple of million pissed off old farts with
attitudes and automatic weapons who know that their best years are already
behind them.
***How about recruiting Women over 50 ....with PMS !!! You think Men have attitudes
!!! Ohhhhhhhhhhhh my Lord!!! If nothing else, put them on border patrol....we will have it secured the
first night!
Share this with your senior friends. It's
purposely in big type so they can read it.
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