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Old 01 October 2006, 02:22 PM
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A Public Service Announcement

It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo (about 2.1 lbs.) of Escherichia coli (E. coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poo.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine, beer (or other liquors) because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling, filtering and fermenting. Thus,

WATER = Poo

WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of poo, drink WINE!!!

Remember: It is better to drink wine and talk **** than to drink water and be full of ****.
Old 01 October 2006, 06:41 PM
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well looks like i'm the only one that thought this was funny
but so true aswell
Old 01 October 2006, 07:41 PM
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Nop very funny says me on second bottle of merlot
Old 01 October 2006, 07:42 PM
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deffo funny
Old 01 October 2006, 07:54 PM
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Thumbs up music to my ears!

Only goes to show what doctors know! Does woodpecker go through the same distilling process i wonder ? well who cares,i'm going to crack it open anyway, in the name of science of course!
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I'll take a bottle of Famous Grouse over a bottle of liquified excrement any day of the week!!
Old 01 October 2006, 08:18 PM
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and it looks as tho it's true to ,cos me on me 5th stella and the **** is running out of me rotflmao
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