DannyBoy007

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Hi all

Just thought we pop on and give you a run down as to what we've been getting up to.

Simb has been having a great time learning about interier design from the local girls!!!

I on the other haven't learnt a thing about curtins or which colurs go with which

Si has had his eyes opened with regards to the game of ping pong and I nearly had my eye taken out by a stray banana There is a very strange story regading darts but I can't stick that on the net. one for wellingborough

Spotted a elephant on a street corner!!!! not expecting that in a very busy city!!

Lets just say bangkok is a very eye opening place and we've made very good use of all the amenities

We're just waiting for a our flight to phuket where I'm sure we'll work our way through all of the bars and girls!!!!!!!

Haven't got long as boarding shortly.

We'll jump on the net again shortly, If I can be bothered to leave the bedroom

Bye for now

Simb and Dannyboy
SWS Roving reporters

Crazy Chick

Was it a real elephant?

I find your choice of words very appropriate for your trip You'll jump on the net, and in the heading you're both doing Thailand.

KJD Mk1

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Dont forget to scrub with detol daily


Av a good un guys

fatmanscooby

Be careful boys

The Trooper 1815

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LADY BOY ALERT! LADY BOY ALERT! Not meat and veg please gents. Fish pie only

big daz2

ive heard si's in love did he leave her or take her with you.iv washed your car dan,yea right i can see that happaning.have a good one boy c u soon

valley commando

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information overload guys its a need to know basis
i thinks as you said one for wellingborough
be carefull and make sure you got your backpacks on

Silver Scooby Sport

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KJD Mk1

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2 sheets reqd just to be extra safe

DannyBoy007

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Well we arrived safe which is surprising thanks to captian kangaroo, I swaer he was aiming for every bit of rough air

Forgot to mention the weather last time: Bangkok was bloody hot. 36c pretty much all of the time, which resulted in alot of bear being drunk and plenty of relaxing baths
Phuket is a little cooler (32c)which is due to the sea breezes and the rain (Rainy season at the mo) but the showers only last for about an hour and dry up really quickly afterwards.

The Hotel here is awesome, We're overlooking the pool which also has a wicked seaview. Rooms are spot on. we're on the 3rd floor so no worries about any big waves, some of the hotels still haven't been rebuilt.

We're already getting really good at exchanging our money with the local barmaids. Went out in the bar district last night, which has 250+ bars on one road, Which is quite a sight. Plus they are all staffed by some very pretty young ladies so we tried our best to chat to as many of them as possible. Don't worry, We're stearing clear of the lady boys which has to be said is quite hard, most are pretty obvious but some are really hard to spot We're playing safe and cheaking for adams apple's

Simb is still alseep (It's 14:00 at the moment), not surprising though, we've only had about 15 hours sleep in 5 daysWe'll be in need of another holiday when we get back!!!


The elephant was a real one. We couldn't beleive it, we were just walking down the road and there it was, only a young one but still massive.

They do an elephant trek through the jungle here which we'll proberly do. Planning on a spot of fishing, it's Marlin season at the moment and We've both always wanted to catch one.

It's so cheap here, Fillet steak is only 3 pounds, lobster is about the same and bears are about 1.50

Kev, There's another funny story regarding mouthwash but that again is only for wellingborough

I'm sure Simb will be along in a couple of hours as he said he wanted to pop on line.

The Trooper 1815

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We're stearing clear of the lady boys which has to be said is quite hard, most are pretty obvious but some are really hard to spot We're playing safe and cheaking for adams apple's

Why is the word "hard" mentioned so much in relation to their activities


It veg you check for not apples!

The Trooper 1815

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Where's his right hand?

Silver Scooby Sport

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Opposite my left one

simb 2

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Well lads what can I say, really spot on hol up till now, already in the frame of mind where I do not want to go home. Bloody Knackered but don't care as we can try and sleep!?....can't see this happening

Bangkok you've heard about and no Daz not in love mate just with the place.

Well our Alias'es did'nt go down to well (Ting Tong and Mr Simon) not sure why. We have now resorted to Burt and Earnie and our occupations change on a hourly basis.....it's also great to be 21 again

Last night we had a blast, get dragged into bars and basically the girls get out board games (connect four and a roll you dice number game) and you play for drinks. If they only knew what games we grew up on!!!!, so now we play for other things and doing pretty well!!!

We are living the life of Hugh Hephner just no photo's....yet

In 3 days lads we have stories for quite a few Santa-pod trips as can't really comment here as your all be flying over to join us!!!

The SWS on tour

Burt and Earnie....for now


P.s Just had some food, starter and main for six pounds!!, now out for some more beers and to sample some dessert.

Silver Scooby Sport

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Good to see the old Si back

Pleased your both having a blast over there... see you when you get back to reality !!

matscooby

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Now why didn't I go. Damn work.

Gazz300

Chris Simb must be on speed or DSL! Never seen him post a thread that long before....Roll comments.

Shame it was not next week lads or I'd have joined you. Not that fond of Rice but I am sure there'd be some backpackers from Oz around.

Glad to see you are having a good time. Relax enjoy and roll on the stories and pictures at the Pod!

Come on da Rice! I'll get my coat.

DannyBoy007

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You should see how fast Si is peddling his bike to that much

There is no rice unless you want it, eating like kings at the moment to keep energy levels at normal as were burning alot of caleries

Not interested in the back packers, to fat and not as pretty as the local girls, which love us long time!!!!!

No pictures, but Si getting all the action on video

DannyBoy007

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Next year is a must, Si's not coming home so we can stay with him

DannyBoy007

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Dersert was top draw last night. The bar crawl last night didn't quite go to plan. out of the 300 bars we managed to get round 1!!!!!! Not that we were legless, just having a blinding time with barmaids. We beat the girls at Connect 4 and the dice game and won most of the drinks,
So they thought they would try and beat us at jenga!!! this we then proceded to win. They then decided to add two genja games together to make one massive tower, this drew massive crowds and resulted on us standing on the bar to reach top, this was a little tricky due to ceiling fans!!!Result for us as the girls were wearing very short skirts
Winning this we were rewarded with a little more than just free drinks

Just been offered a ride by a taxi driver, his sales patter was " It's chipped and lowered"

Bert and Earnie

Off for lunch now, so catch you later, I'm sure with a few more stories to tell.

valley commando

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when are the boys home or otherwise we'll have to send BLUE DRAGOON out to get them ,you never know sws might have even started it all

valley commando

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when are the boys home or otherwise we'll have to send BLUE DRAGOON out to get them ,you never know sws might have even started it all

pippyrips

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Bert and Earnie

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you'll be more like Itchy and Scratchy by the time you get home

The Trooper 1815

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Coup Coup and I don't mean a fecking pidgeon. Time for "Black Coveralls Man".

Rescue party anyone? or did Dan and Si start it

tay05

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WRX RCY

Names down for a search party

1.WRX RCY ticket for 1

big daz2

Rescue party anyone? or did Dan and Si start it

theve only been there for two weeks and look what theve started,i dont think they want to be rescued i think they want to stay out there and join in.

Gazz300

Coup! Bloody hell even Danny lasts longer than that did!

Are we going to have a boys only debreif in Caldicot\Magor then once they have cleared quarantine?

DannyBoy007

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It was a little worrying when we got the telephone call from Si's mum with the news. There wasn't alot we could do about it so carried on drinking and chatting to the pretty girls

By the time my translater had read the news in the morning all was okay. gutted as we had a perfect excuse to stay another month!!!

Not wanting to come home, but we off to bangkok tomorrow morning, we're in need of a massage after these last 10 days!!!!!

Both very tired and very worn out.

Just got up and off for lunch now.

We're taking the camcorder out tonight, so lots of bars, pretty girls and strippers. Life is tough

You can all play the compition spot the lady boy on the footage round si's when we get back, I bet most of you wouldn't spot them all

See you all soon


Dannyboy and Simb
A very tired and worn out SWS, (we need another holiday)

pippyrips

oh my god - he's even started to sound like one of them!