pippyrips

> Three Welshmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a
> football match in London. At the station, the three English each buy a
> ticket and watch as the three Welsh buy just one ticket between them.
> " How are the three of you going to travel on only one ticket?" asks
> one of the English. "Watch and learn" answers one of the Welshmen.
>
> They all board the train. The English take their respective seats but
> all three Welsh cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
> Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to collect
> the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says, "Ticket please".
> The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in
> hand. The conductor takes it and moves on. The English are mightily
> impressed by this, so after the game, they decide to copy the Welsh
> (as they do) on the return trip and save some money. When they get to
> the station, they buy a single ticket for the return trip... To their
> astonishment, the Welsh don't buy a ticket at all !! " How are you
> going to travel without a
ticket?"
> asks one perplexed English."Watch and learn..." says one Taffy. When
> they board the train the three Welsh cram into a toilet and soon after
> the three English pile into another nearby. The train departs. Shortly
> afterwards, one of the Welshmen leaves the toilet and sneaks across to
> the toilet where the English are hiding. He knocks on the door and
> says, "Ticket please..."
>