Godspeed Brakes

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Three Welshmen and three Englishmen are travelling by train to a
football match in London. At the station, the three English each
buy a ticket and watch as the three Welsh buy just one ticket
between them. " How are the three of you going to travel on
only one ticket?" asks one of the English. "Watch and learn"
answers one of the Welshmen.

They all board the train. The English take their respective seats
but all three Welsh cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
Shortly after the train has departed the conductor arrives to
collect the tickets. He knocks on the toilet door and says,
"Ticket please". The door opens just a crack and a single arm
emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and
moves on. The English are mightily impressed by this, so after the
game, they decide to copy the Welsh (as they do) on the return trip
and save some money. When they get to the station, they buy a single
ticket for the return trip... To their astonishment, the Welsh
don't buy a ticket at all !! " How are you going to travel without a
ticket?"
asks one perplexed English."Watch and learn..." says one Taffy. When
they board the train the three Welsh cram into a toilet and soon
after the three English pile into another nearby. The train departs.
Shortly afterwards, one of the Welshmen leaves the toilet
and sneaks across to the toilet where the English are hiding. He
knocks on the door and says, "Ticket please..."