SwissTony

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Got this off a text from 84of300 ..shame on you woman

Shannon Matthews found alive. First words were
" have newcastle won a game yet ? "

Policeman's answer

" **** off , you've only been gone a month !! "

davegtt

Newcastle owner Mike Ashley was walking down the road when he saw a little old lady carrying a bag of heavy shopping.

"Can you manage love?" he asked.

"**** off," she said. "I don't want the ****ing job".

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what the diffrence between an arsonist and newcastle united.

a arsonist wont waste its last 10 matches

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Newcastle FC have apparently set up a call centre for fans. Who are troubled by there latest form.
The number is 0800 10 10 10
Calls charged at peak rate for overseas users.
Once again the number is
0800 won nothing won nothing won nothing.