Frank Lampard arrested !!!!!!!!!!!
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Frank Lampard arrested !!!!!!!!!!!
Hot off the press,Frank Lampard has been arrested for the burgalry of Pepe Reina's house, as he could not account for his whereabouts inbetween 17.45 and 22.15 on the night of the theft
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He's so fat he sweats butter etc etc
Poor old Frank, he has looked shagged for the past two weeks, too many pies and too many games....
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And another excuse for the series of Fat Frank pictures we all love and adore.
Even Paul and Rich
Some more at Frank Lampard index | News | Guardian Unlimited Football
Even Paul and Rich
Some more at Frank Lampard index | News | Guardian Unlimited Football
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Never seen that site before Dunk, absolute comedy gold
Mourinho recently announced his engagement to Chelsea captain John Terry much to the disbelief of his ex-wife Frank Lampard.
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Mourinho recently announced his engagement to Chelsea captain John Terry much to the disbelief of his ex-wife Frank Lampard.
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Andriy Shevchenko: Ukrainian striker who is Roman's bitch. His prolific strike rate in English football is only bettered by Sir Peter Beardsley and Paul Robinson. Andriy spends a lot of time with Didhedive Drogba and rumours circulating around the Russian club is that Andriy is expecting Didhedive's child sometime in 2010.
John Obi Mikel: Son of Wan Kenobi, John shunned a life of trying to destroy the death star to become a footballer and so went to the home of football Norway. Played for a woman's team, Lyn Oslo, and then signed for Man Utd. Chelsea then offered him lots of money and threatened him with a Night with Kalid Boulharouz, so John told Utd he didn't want to play for them and joined Chel$ki. Utd pocketed 16 Million quid from the deal and went and bought Michael Carrick. Both players are **** so no-one benefitted from the deal really. Except for FC Lyn, of course, no longer annoyed with Obi Mikels mafia friends.
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Steven Gerrard is the actual physical manifestation of God's will, he came to earth to bring joy to the world but also to punish unbelievers in God's (also known as Robbie Fowler) power.
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