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Frank Lampard arrested !!!!!!!!!!!
Hot off the press,Frank Lampard has been arrested for the burgalry of Pepe Reina's house, as he could not account for his whereabouts inbetween 17.45 and 22.15 on the night of the theft :) :)
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:lol: He couldnt have done it because the fad dwad couldnt fit through the window :D
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frank ? is he a chelski player not seen him:Suspiciou
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A Liverpool fan threw a sausage roll onto the pitch the other night, it hit Lamps on the back of the head as he ran to pick it up.
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Originally Posted by DJ Dunk
(Post 6891146)
A Liverpool fan threw a sausage roll onto the pitch the other night, it hit Lamps on the back of the head as he ran to pick it up.
He's so fat he sweats butter etc etc ;) Poor old Frank, he has looked shagged for the past two weeks, too many pies and too many games.... |
And another excuse for the series of Fat Frank pictures we all love and adore.
Even Paul and Rich:lol1: http://www.thefootie.com/wp-content/...-barcelona.jpg http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...drewsilcox.jpg https://img168.imageshack.us/img168/...parduy2tl8.jpg Some more at Frank Lampard index | News | Guardian Unlimited Football |
Who robbed off the dead?
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I think I see where this is going, expect to be flamed for this if Im right!!!
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Never seen that site before Dunk, absolute comedy gold
Mourinho recently announced his engagement to Chelsea captain John Terry much to the disbelief of his ex-wife Frank Lampard. FPMSL :D:D |
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Its a great site, this ones a classic :D
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This one should carry a health warning :D
Chel$ki Abramograd F.C - Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia. Andriy Shevchenko: Ukrainian striker who is Roman's bitch. His prolific strike rate in English football is only bettered by Sir Peter Beardsley and Paul Robinson. Andriy spends a lot of time with Didhedive Drogba and rumours circulating around the Russian club is that Andriy is expecting Didhedive's child sometime in 2010. John Obi Mikel: Son of Wan Kenobi, John shunned a life of trying to destroy the death star to become a footballer and so went to the home of football Norway. Played for a woman's team, Lyn Oslo, and then signed for Man Utd. Chelsea then offered him lots of money and threatened him with a Night with Kalid Boulharouz, so John told Utd he didn't want to play for them and joined Chel$ki. Utd pocketed 16 Million quid from the deal and went and bought Michael Carrick. Both players are **** so no-one benefitted from the deal really. Except for FC Lyn, of course, no longer annoyed with Obi Mikels mafia friends. |
Steven Gerrard is the actual physical manifestation of God's will, he came to earth to bring joy to the world but also to punish unbelievers in God's (also known as Robbie Fowler) power. Top site Dunk:thumb: Guess what I'm going to be wasting work's time on tomorrow:D |
nice comment idf101 :mad:
really showing some class there |
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