Suresh

Sort of football-related....

"There's nothing good about being Scotish! We are the lowest of low, the scum of the Earth! Some people hate the English. I don't, I just think they're *******...We're colonized by the English! We're colonized by the *******, we can't even find a decent civalization to colonize us!" - Trainspotting

Best line from the best Scottish film ever made

Jye

emm, more drug related tbo

Still a class quote

Suresh

BTT

Daz34

"We're on the march wi' Ally's Army,
We're going tae the Argentine,
And we'll really shake them up,
When we win the World Cup,
'Cos Scotland is the greatest football team"

Jye

And other great southern classics like:

My old man said be a Chelsea fan
And don't dilly-dally on the way
We'll take the Tottenham in half a minute
We'll take the North Bank and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knifes and spanners
We'll show those West Ham *******s how to fight
If you can't take the North bank in half a minute
You can't be a Chelsea fan

My old man said be a Tottenham fan
I said f*ck off, bollocks, you're a c*nt
We'll take the North stand in half a minute
We'll take the South End and all that's in it
With hatchets and hammers
Carving knives and spanners
We'll show them Tottenham b@stards what to do
You'll be dead in a minute, if your hearts not in it
And you're not wearing the blue

Cool footie song, makes ours look a bit tame like

Nice tae see that all the English fans can get along anyhow

bigsinky

"big fcukin lazy ******" springs to mind. big rons famous quote on Desailly IIRC

cheers

big sinky