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29 August 2003, 12:25 PM
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Seth Johnson, the Leeds Utd footballer and star of ITV’s Emmerdale, has admitted driving his Porsche 911 at 135 mph whilst drunk. Although this will merely enhance his prospects as a footballer, it could spell an end to his TV career.
In Emmerdale, as in real life, Seth plays a dim-witted slob. His on/off romance with Audrey Roberts has become one of the enduring bores of the past thirty years, but perhaps the scriptwriters have found a way of writing him off the show once and for all.
A spokesman from Derby County Nil, one of Seth’s former clubs, said, “for someone who couldn’t hit a cow’s **** with a banjo, it’s difficult to accept that a no-talent halfwit thug should earn the kind of money the rest of us just dream of” (actually, I said that).
Seth (75), along with most players, expects to sign for Chelsea within the next few hours.
In Emmerdale, as in real life, Seth plays a dim-witted slob. His on/off romance with Audrey Roberts has become one of the enduring bores of the past thirty years, but perhaps the scriptwriters have found a way of writing him off the show once and for all.
A spokesman from Derby County Nil, one of Seth’s former clubs, said, “for someone who couldn’t hit a cow’s **** with a banjo, it’s difficult to accept that a no-talent halfwit thug should earn the kind of money the rest of us just dream of” (actually, I said that).
Seth (75), along with most players, expects to sign for Chelsea within the next few hours.
29 August 2003, 06:37 PM
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His on/off romance with Audrey Roberts
Mind, 135 whilst p!ssed; jail term maybe for Seth The Younger? Oooh er - don't drop the soap in the showers...
29 August 2003, 09:02 PM
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Not so much the wrong Soap, more the wrong forum. I should have looked for the sarcastic tongue-in-cheek, surely-everyone-can-see-this-is-sarcasm forum to have posted my Seth thread.
30 August 2003, 12:09 AM
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While Toongeez is watching Emmerdale,the rest of us are following our teams in the Champs League,at least he's clued up on sumfin up there in the fair north,so dont be too hard on him.
