pslewis

On the plane home, David Seaman, boy scout, pope, Owen and a Scotsman.

Plane gets into trouble over the mountains and the flight crew run into the passenger area shouting, 'the planes going down, jump out, there are only 4 parachutes left - grab what you can' as the crew jump out safely with chutes.

The rest start argueing and fighting over the remaining parachutes - they then see the futility of fighting (the Scotsman is a bit slow but has it explained to him! ) they decide that the pope, a man of god, should decide.

The pope turns to Owen, 'you are the worlds best striker you must be saved' and hands him a chute, out jumps Owen.

He then turns to Seaman, 'You have served England well, apart from that slip up against Brazil, you must live' and hands him a chute, out jumps Seaman.

The pope turns to the Scotsman, 'Well, you lot do very little except moan and moan, you have a beautiful countryside, but are generally too pi55ed to ever notice the wonders of the world and your football is total cr4p - but here', the Scotsman grabs the second last pack from the pope, lifts his kilt, farts, spits and jumps out the plane.

At this point the little boy scout cries and cries, the pope walks over and hugs the boy, 'Whats up son?'

The boy scout stutters, 'Yyyyyyou are the pope, there is only ONE parachute left, and the world needs you - I am about to die, at the age of 9, when that rude Scotsman lives' sob sob sob sob.

The pope dries the boys eyes, 'Dont cry son - that dozy, pathetic, brainless Scotsman grabbed your RUCKSACK!!'

Pete

ScoobyTal

he he

Scooby_Manchester

ha ha
Yessss......get in there!
But don't worry.....Scotalnd fans will be back when they fail to qualify for Euro 2004 and we are playing in the semi-finals.

I've noticed that most Scottish fans on here have only just registered to the site just to call England fans.......you'd think they'd have something to do seeing as the World Cup is on.........oh sorry they don't!!!!

I'm sure the new Scottish Premier League season is going to be a cracker again.........Any team called Celtic could win it!

Craig Mac21

Why

you must have some Brass neck showing your fat *** around here

Did you not blow all the trumpets in engerland about how victorious they would be !!

And you come back with an old revamped joke

Crawl back under your Rock and do your country a favour

LOL

Your not shouting anymore

ScoobyTal

he he

Scotland to football is what Big Daddy is to Ballet Dancing !!

Elton John

Scotland is to football what the Pope is to Scandinavian Movie production

D8UGF

or what seaman is to goalkeeping

Dougie

pslewis

Just imagine being a Scottish Football Fan??

Can you dream about what the rain will do to your frock whilst watching Kilmarnock play Ross County in a 0-0 draw???? I can hardly think of anything more mind numbingly boring - oh, sorry, I CAN - listening to the idiotic ramblings of CraigMac Cheesy Bu99er

And where will Celtic and Rangers be placed to play in England?? Yes, the Vauxhall Conference - and they might just get relegated back to the Scottish Premier!!

Pete

dfullerton

What flys out of your hand when you get excited {seaman]

Ronald McDonald

Yes there is pete, listening to your own belly rumbling, sfunny how jingoism rots the brain hehe.