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Old Mar 24, 2018 | 09:34 PM
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Ok , had far too much graphic stuff aged 20-50. Hate dating sites but would genuinely like to meet a good honest non psychopathic woman.

Anyone tried the stuff out there. And honestly had enough sex to last a lifetime so that is not the point.lol. Where do nice lovely normal girls go?

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Old Mar 24, 2018 | 10:03 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
good honest non psychopathic woman.


They don't exist!
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Old Mar 24, 2018 | 10:10 PM
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LOL. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but I've noted the same thing. Most apps and sites appear to be popularity contests.

Really am sick to death of HD eyebrows, pouts, snapchat filters, selfies in public toilets and short women only after men taller than 6ft with absolutely nothing interesting to say about themselves or their life.

One thing I hate more than dating sites is so-called friends trying to match-make and set up blind dates "oh she's, single, he's single, that must make them a perfect couple"....I have two words for them...**** off!

I do have a friend who has a friend, 42, two kids, into horses. The friend has tried to set me up on a date with her. I passed, as I'm on verge of becoming a Trappist monk (well that was my excuse at least) and enjoying my lastest bout of singledom (actually getting s**t done that I've put off for years). But I can happily pass on your details...she's nice, aparrantly














....Probably a bunny boiler though

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Old Mar 24, 2018 | 10:12 PM
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Seriously.. never data a girl with horses. They cost a fortune.
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Old Mar 24, 2018 | 10:18 PM
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Yep, I did glaze over when horses were mentioned.
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In my opinion they all own dogs - it's in the unwritten dog ownership rules, that dog owners must stop, chat with each other, and be friendly and sociable, and while your dog is deciding whether to chase, hump or play with her dog, you get the opportunity to get friendly with the owner.

Nah seriously, I haven't a clue - no idea how I came to be married - I was single and happy to remain that way indefinitely, went on a 2 day training course, got along very well with the trainer, found we had a lot of shared interests, 18 months later we married, that was 10 years ago.
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
Ok , had far too much graphic stuff aged 20-50. Hate dating sites but would genuinely like to meet a good honest non psychopathic woman.

Anyone tried the stuff out there. And honestly had enough sex to last a lifetime so that is not the point.lol. Where do nice lovely normal girls go?

Thanks

Keep jerking off you’ll be happier in the long run
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 12:53 AM
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Just make sure you follow the hot/crazy matrix rules

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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 07:28 AM
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some great replies on this thread!,, so true
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 07:57 AM
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Originally Posted by RAGGY DOO
Keep jerking off you’ll be happier in the long run
+1 must be the most sensible thing you’ve ever posted raggy!


TO THE OP

your a free man FFS! And that’s priceless

STAY AWAY FROM THE FEMALE SPECIES !! free advice...
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 03:55 PM
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[QUOTE=ALi-B;12002040] But I can happily pass on your details...she's nice, aparrantly




But can she spell?


D
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 04:08 PM
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Quote: ' I'm on verge of becoming a Trappist monk .'

Yes and the beer is amazing!
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 05:00 PM
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Found my fiancé on match.com been together 8 years and 99.9% happy (there's always something!). Spent about 18 months contacting/been contacted other women beforehand (and the internet provides an amazingly wide variety of the species, not to mention scammers and other n'er do wells), so as long as you go in with a) an open mind and b) your eyes open there is hope.
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 05:13 PM
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My sister,

Rich
Large house with fully equipped workshop
Runs a subaru S203
Owns a brewery
Body to die for
Loves motorbikes
Handy with the spanners
Saving herself for the right man

Whats not to like.......................
























Don,t hang around, thats all i can say.
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 05:32 PM
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Originally Posted by ray54
My sister,

Rich
Large house with fully equipped workshop
Runs a subaru S203
Owns a brewery
Body to die for
Loves motorbikes
Handy with the spanners
Saving herself for the right man

Whats not to like.......................
























Don,t hang around, thats all i can say.
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 06:03 PM
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Originally Posted by An0n0m0us
Just make sure you follow the hot/crazy matrix rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=incSwssUyp4
fpmsl, thats epic
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 06:08 PM
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Apparently 25% of women are on medication. Just let that sink in for a moment, it means that three quarters of them are out there running around untreated!
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Old Mar 25, 2018 | 08:15 PM
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lol.quality replies

I'll stay single
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Old Mar 29, 2018 | 06:47 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock



But can she spell?


D
When toilet-selfies features as the main picture on the dating profile, literacy is likely to be questionable...





Sadly all this fine filly put on her description was "N/A". Which could stand for a variety of things, such as: No ****, Normally Aspirated, Norks Almighty, Normally A-Man or simply Not Available, the latter of which is perplexing when it's a dating site and availability is generally a key requisite
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Old Mar 29, 2018 | 09:55 PM
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Originally Posted by lozgti1
I'll stay single
and forearms like Popeye

you legend

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