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lozgti1 24 March 2018 09:34 PM

Genuine dating sites
 
Ok , had far too much graphic stuff aged 20-50. Hate dating sites but would genuinely like to meet a good honest non psychopathic woman.

Anyone tried the stuff out there. And honestly had enough sex to last a lifetime so that is not the point.lol. Where do nice lovely normal girls go?

Thanks

An0n0m0us 24 March 2018 10:03 PM


Originally Posted by lozgti1 (Post 12002028)
good honest non psychopathic woman.

:lol1:

They don't exist!

ALi-B 24 March 2018 10:10 PM

LOL. Sorry, I shouldn't laugh but I've noted the same thing. Most apps and sites appear to be popularity contests.

Really am sick to death of HD eyebrows, pouts, snapchat filters, selfies in public toilets and short women only after men taller than 6ft with absolutely nothing interesting to say about themselves or their life. :sleep:

One thing I hate more than dating sites is so-called friends trying to match-make and set up blind dates "oh she's, single, he's single, that must make them a perfect couple"....I have two words for them...Fook off!

I do have a friend who has a friend, 42, two kids, into horses. The friend has tried to set me up on a date with her. I passed, as I'm on verge of becoming a Trappist monk (well that was my excuse at least) and enjoying my lastest bout of singledom (actually getting s**t done that I've put off for years). But I can happily pass on your details...she's nice, aparrantly :Suspiciou














....Probably a bunny boiler though ;)

Pross 24 March 2018 10:12 PM

Seriously.. never data a girl with horses. They cost a fortune.

ALi-B 24 March 2018 10:18 PM

Yep, I did glaze over when horses were mentioned. :lol1:

tarmac terror 24 March 2018 11:13 PM

In my opinion they all own dogs - it's in the unwritten dog ownership rules, that dog owners must stop, chat with each other, and be friendly and sociable, and while your dog is deciding whether to chase, hump or play with her dog, you get the opportunity to get friendly with the owner.

Nah seriously, I haven't a clue - no idea how I came to be married - I was single and happy to remain that way indefinitely, went on a 2 day training course, got along very well with the trainer, found we had a lot of shared interests, 18 months later we married, that was 10 years ago.

JackClark 24 March 2018 11:56 PM

Grinder.

RAGGY DOO 25 March 2018 12:44 AM


Originally Posted by lozgti1 (Post 12002028)
Ok , had far too much graphic stuff aged 20-50. Hate dating sites but would genuinely like to meet a good honest non psychopathic woman.

Anyone tried the stuff out there. And honestly had enough sex to last a lifetime so that is not the point.lol. Where do nice lovely normal girls go?

Thanks


Keep jerking off you’ll be happier in the long run

An0n0m0us 25 March 2018 12:53 AM

Just make sure you follow the hot/crazy matrix rules


Matty81 25 March 2018 07:28 AM

:lol1::lol1::lol1: some great replies on this thread!,, so true :thumb:

ZANY 25 March 2018 07:57 AM


Originally Posted by RAGGY DOO (Post 12002066)
Keep jerking off you’ll be happier in the long run

+1 must be the most sensible thing you’ve ever posted raggy! :lol1:


TO THE OP

your a free man FFS! And that’s priceless

STAY AWAY FROM THE FEMALE SPECIES !! free advice...

David Lock 25 March 2018 03:55 PM

[QUOTE=ALi-B;12002040] But I can happily pass on your details...she's nice, aparrantly :Suspiciou




But can she spell? :D


D

legb4rsk 25 March 2018 04:08 PM

Quote: ' I'm on verge of becoming a Trappist monk .'

Yes and the beer is amazing!:thumb:

Puff The Magic Wagon! 25 March 2018 05:00 PM

Found my fiancé on match.com been together 8 years and 99.9% happy (there's always something!). Spent about 18 months contacting/been contacted other women beforehand (and the internet provides an amazingly wide variety of the species, not to mention scammers and other n'er do wells), so as long as you go in with a) an open mind and b) your eyes open there is hope.

ray54 25 March 2018 05:13 PM

My sister,

Rich
Large house with fully equipped workshop
Runs a subaru S203
Owns a brewery
Body to die for
Loves motorbikes
Handy with the spanners
Saving herself for the right man :norty:

Whats not to like.......................





















https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...43950cac37.jpg


Don,t hang around, thats all i can say. :luvlove:

ZANY 25 March 2018 05:32 PM


Originally Posted by ray54 (Post 12002164)
My sister,

Rich
Large house with fully equipped workshop
Runs a subaru S203
Owns a brewery
Body to die for
Loves motorbikes
Handy with the spanners
Saving herself for the right man :norty:

Whats not to like.......................





















https://cimg6.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...43950cac37.jpg


Don,t hang around, thats all i can say. :luvlove:

:lol: :lol1:

Tidgy 25 March 2018 06:03 PM


Originally Posted by An0n0m0us (Post 12002067)
Just make sure you follow the hot/crazy matrix rules

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=incSwssUyp4

fpmsl, thats epic

SJ_Skyline 25 March 2018 06:08 PM

Apparently 25% of women are on medication. Just let that sink in for a moment, it means that three quarters of them are out there running around untreated!

lozgti1 25 March 2018 08:15 PM

lol.quality replies:lol1:

I'll stay single

ALi-B 29 March 2018 06:47 PM


Originally Posted by David Lock (Post 12002157)



But can she spell? :D


D

When toilet-selfies features as the main picture on the dating profile, literacy is likely to be questionable...


https://cimg4.ibsrv.net/gimg/www.sco...13f048908.jpeg


Sadly all this fine filly put on her description was "N/A". Which could stand for a variety of things, such as: No Anal, Normally Aspirated, Norks Almighty, Normally A-Man or simply Not Available, the latter of which is perplexing when it's a dating site and availability is generally a key requisite :wonder:

hodgy0_2 29 March 2018 09:55 PM


Originally Posted by lozgti1 (Post 12002210)
I'll stay single

and forearms like Popeye

you legend


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