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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 09:03 AM
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 09:39 AM
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How old are you to think that is funny?


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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 12:43 PM
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Strange question to ask Jesus.
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 01:32 PM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
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Oh God, Grumpy Dads back in the room.

I thought is was funny
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 01:38 PM
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My question would be why can't there be just one religion one god why all the diffrent gods why can't it just be simple then I think to myself it must have been man made to control humans and when that didn't work as people questioned it and didn't believe they invented the law to keep control but that would be absurd of me to think such way and blame the cannabis for messing with my head many years passed cannabis free and I still feel the same way my brain must be fried still thinking like this about religion and law although I respect everyone's opinions and thoughts....and some may not agree with mine but hey it's Monday....

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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 01:57 PM
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Originally Posted by ZANY
My question would be why can't there be just one religion one god why all the diffrent gods why can't it just be simple then I think to myself it must have been man made to control humans and when that didn't work as people questioned it and didn't believe they invented the law to keep control but that would be absurd of me to think such way and blame the cannabis for messing with my head many years passed cannabis free and I still feel the same way my brain must be fried still thinking like this about religion and law although I respect everyone's opinions and thoughts....and some may not agree with mine but hey it's Monday....

Just my 20p's worth

Invest another 20p and buy some punctuation, might at least make it readable twaddle rather than just twaddle
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 02:07 PM
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Originally Posted by ZANY
My question would be why can't there be just one religion one god why all the diffrent gods why can't it just be simple then I think to myself it must have been man made to control humans and when that didn't work as people questioned it and didn't believe they invented the law to keep control but that would be absurd of me to think such way and blame the cannabis for messing with my head many years passed cannabis free and I still feel the same way my brain must be fried still thinking like this about religion and law although I respect everyone's opinions and thoughts....and some may not agree with mine but hey it's Monday....

Just my 20p's worth
I suspect simple human fallibility as prophesised below


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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I suspect simple human fallibility as prophesised below


That pic is exactly what I'm on about my freind.. why so many why not just1?
So my brain ain't fried up as I thought it was eh any chance you could put the above sentence in fickie lingo for me hodgey
The one that says " I suspect human... "
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 02:16 PM
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Originally Posted by Paben
Invest another 20p and buy some punctuation, might at least make it readable twaddle rather than just twaddle
I Never went to school SON to busy at yours when ya mum hung her knickers out now back in your corner
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In all seriousness Zany, in a 1000 years from now, they will all be thought of as the same abrahamic religion

just different sects

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions

"Abrahamic religions, emphasizing and tracing their common origin to the tribal patriarch Abraham[1] or recognizing a spiritual tradition identified with him, are one of the major divisions in comparative religion (along with Indian,[2] Iranian, and East Asian religions[2]). Judaism, Christianity and Islam are the largest Abrahamic religions in terms of numbers of adherents.[3][4][5]

The major Abrahamic religions in chronological order of founding are:
Judaism (seventh century BCE),[6]
Christianity (first century CE)
Islam (seventh century CE)"
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Originally Posted by David Lock
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34 years old and yes I found it funny, maybe its something to do with my mentality then my age!!!
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 02:31 PM
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And would you still have told Billy Holiday the same joke back in the day when they were crucifying ******* and leaving them hanging as strange fruit? Or have the same giggle when IS crucify kids in Syria? The Jesus "joke" insults about half the world's population so what about a bit of respect to your fellow creatures.




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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
In all seriousness Zany, in a 1000 years from now, they will all be thought of as the same abrahamic religion

just different sects

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abrahamic_religions

"Abrahamic religions, emphasizing and tracing their common origin to the tribal patriarch Abraham[1] or recognizing a spiritual tradition identified with him, are one of the major divisions in comparative religion (along with Indian,[2] Iranian, and East Asian religions[2]). Judaism, Christianity and Islam are the largest Abrahamic religions in terms of numbers of adherents.[3][4][5]

The major Abrahamic religions in chronological order of founding are:
Judaism (seventh century BCE),[6]
Christianity (first century CE)
Islam (seventh century CE)"
Something new learnt today thanks hodgy much appreciated
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Originally Posted by ZANY
I Never went to school SON to busy at yours when ya mum hung her knickers out now back in your corner

Ah, that would explain your ignorance then, sorry.
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Originally Posted by David Lock
And would you still have told Billy Holiday the same joke back in the day when they were crucifying ******* and leaving them hanging as strange fruit? Or have the same giggle when IS crucify kids in Syria? The Jesus "joke" insults about half the world's population so what about a bit of respect to your fellow creatures.




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Oh god, who let captain kill joy in?
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 03:13 PM
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Originally Posted by ZANY
My question would be why can't there be just one religion one god why all the diffrent gods why can't it just be simple then I think to myself it must have been man made to control humans and when that didn't work as people questioned it and didn't believe they invented the law to keep control but that would be absurd of me to think such way and blame the cannabis for messing with my head many years passed cannabis free and I still feel the same way my brain must be fried still thinking like this about religion and law although I respect everyone's opinions and thoughts....and some may not agree with mine but hey it's Monday....

Just my 20p's worth
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Perennial_philosophy
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 04:39 PM
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Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche

Probably the latter
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 04:45 PM
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Trick question, there is no God.

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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 04:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Paben
Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?
Friedrich Nietzsche

Probably the latter
Relevance to the link?
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 05:10 PM
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Simple question to Jesus - if you came to earth to save man - why is there still so much suffering on earth?
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Relevance to the link?

Do you really believe your link had any relevance to that post and poster?
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 05:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Paben
Do you really believe your link had any relevance to that post and poster?
Yes.
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Originally Posted by Peedee
Trick question, there is no God.

End of thread
This is one thing we agree on
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Originally Posted by steve05wrx
Simple question to Jesus - if you came to earth to save man - why is there still so much suffering on earth?
And how do you think Jesus would respond, Steve?
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
And how do you think Jesus would respond, Steve?
God knows!
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And how do you think Jesus would respond, Steve?
How can a fictional character respond? Or if he was real, how can a dead person respond?
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Originally Posted by steve05wrx
God knows!

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Originally Posted by David Lock
And would you still have told Billy Holiday the same joke back in the day when they were crucifying ******* and leaving them hanging as strange fruit? Or have the same giggle when IS crucify kids in Syria? The Jesus "joke" insults about half the world's population so what about a bit of respect to your fellow creatures.




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I'd ask him why certain people take offence to things that are clearly meant as a joke.

I'd also ask him for next weeks Euro millions jackpot numbers. See how much power he really has then !!!
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