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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 07:23 PM
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Pointless asking, the Lord is all knowing and therefore already knows exactly what you are going to ask and will already have prepared a cryptic answer just to confound you.....the smug git!
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 07:48 PM
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Originally Posted by jonc
Pointless asking, the Lord is all knowing and therefore already knows exactly what you are going to ask and will already have prepared a cryptic answer just to confound you.....the smug git!
Matthew 13:13
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 07:58 PM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
Matthew 13:13

Great! He caused further confusion for the already confused by talking in riddles. If they didn't understand straight talk how were they supposed to unravel parables? Why would they even bother?
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 07:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Paben
Great! He caused further confusion for the already confused by talking in riddles. If they didn't understand straight talk how were they supposed to unravel parables? Why would they even bother?
Precisely.
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Old Jan 9, 2017 | 11:16 PM
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my question to him would be if your father is so wonderfull cancer in children,what sort of god does that"

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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 12:40 PM
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I would ask him to stop people on this site posting anything about religion.
Yet another boring diatribe from the self satisfied, smug, entrenched position,small-minded fundamentalists who revel in being holier-than-though.
Whatever you think about JC,I bet he had a more sophisticated sense of humour than any of them.
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 12:47 PM
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I'd ask him, if he'd had the chance, whether he would have voted to leave the EU?
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 01:29 PM
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Is this Jesus the only white guy in the Middle East or do you mean they guy from Brazil that was in fast and furious
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 01:34 PM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
I would ask him to stop people on this site posting anything about religion.
Yet another boring diatribe from the self satisfied, smug, entrenched position,small-minded fundamentalists who revel in being holier-than-though.
Whatever you think about JC,I bet he had a more sophisticated sense of humour than any of them.
Take a close look at the opening post in this thread, and ask yourself the question. Do you honestly think that was posted by a fervent religious believer?
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 01:36 PM
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# Oh Jesus he knows me... #
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 04:05 PM
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 04:07 PM
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Originally Posted by markjmd
Take a close look at the opening post in this thread, and ask yourself the question. Do you honestly think that was posted by a fervent religious believer?
It's not directed at him.You must know who it is?
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 09:17 PM
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Originally Posted by legb4rsk
It's not directed at him.You must know who it is?
It isn't hard to guess, but I'll make the point again. Since it wasn't that person who started the thread, why do you appear to be holding them responsible for it?
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Old Jan 10, 2017 | 09:24 PM
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Originally Posted by The Pink Ninja
Is this Jesus the only white guy in the Middle East or do you mean they guy from Brazil that was in fast and furious
Shussssssssssssh, don't go telling people Jesus was a black man, it's the best kept secret in history.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 12:20 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Shussssssssssssh, don't go telling people Jesus was a black man, it's the best kept secret in history.
He was a Palestinian Jew.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 06:02 AM
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Originally Posted by JTaylor
He was a Palestinian Jew.
Conjecture at best.

Probably fabrication.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 06:59 AM
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Originally Posted by JGlanzaV
Conjecture at best.

Probably fabrication.
No it's true, they found his robe and sandles in India.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 07:23 AM
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Originally Posted by David Lock
And would you still have told Billy Holiday the same joke back in the day when they were crucifying ******* and leaving them hanging as strange fruit? Or have the same giggle when IS crucify kids in Syria? The Jesus "joke" insults about half the world's population so what about a bit of respect to your fellow creatures.

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Yet you just used one of the most offence words to try and make your point .. you didn't even try to quote it ..



Kinda sums up the mental state of believers this doesn't it.. take a joke and become offended for the sake of it.

JTaylor are you offended?
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 07:32 AM
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Originally Posted by ditchmyster
No it's true, they found his robe and sandles in India.
http://www.israel-catalog.com/apparel/sandals/jesus-sandals-handmade-leather-biblical-sandals
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 08:11 AM
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Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Yet you just used one of the most offence words to try and make your point .. you didn't even try to quote it ..



Kinda sums up the mental state of believers this doesn't it.. take a joke and become offended for the sake of it.

JTaylor are you offended?
No. I don't think your post was particularly funny, but perhaps I just don't get the joke.

Luke 23:34 reminds me of how Jesus reacted to His torturers and killers and mockers. I'm to emulate Him.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 08:21 AM
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Jesus didn't exist!.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 08:36 AM
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Originally Posted by Matty81
Jesus didn't exist!.


You can't prove Jesus didn't exist but then it can't be proved that he did exist either.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 08:42 AM
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after all that's been written about the Christian wars all those yrs ago. If Jesus did actually exist, surely their would of been something written down to prove it.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 08:43 AM
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Originally Posted by Paben
You can't prove Jesus didn't exist but then it can't be proved that he did exist either.
Is it not generally accepted that he probably did exist and that the stories in the bible are just embellished versions of reality?
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 09:00 AM
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I don’t want to get to pedantic (he says before being pedantic)

But the concept of “proof” in these types of discussions is often misunderstood

So you can’t “prove” he did or didn’t exist in the same way you can’t prove evolution does or doesn’t exist or even the earth is older than 5000 years old

What you can say is “based a consilience of multiple lines of evidence “so and so” is more than likely true"

And on that definition I think the evidence suggest an historical person called Jesus did exist and so did at least some events as portrayed in the bible – The King Herod census etc

and if you take an opposing view - you have to demonstrate why the evidence is flawed and also (in the realms of science) put forward an opposing position that explains ALL the evidence

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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 09:06 AM
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I can see your point in that sense. If he did exist he was probably just a prophet or someone that people looked up to. But I can't believe that he had healing powers or the power to heal by just touching someone.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 09:41 AM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I don’t want to get to pedantic (he says before being pedantic)

But the concept of “proof” in these types of discussions is often misunderstood

So you can’t “prove” he did or didn’t exist in the same way you can’t prove evolution does or doesn’t exist or even the earth is older than 5000 years old

What you can say is “based a consilience of multiple lines of evidence “so and so” is more than likely true"

And on that definition I think the evidence suggest an historical person called Jesus did exist and so did at least some events as portrayed in the bible – The King Herod census etc

and if you take an opposing view - you have to demonstrate why the evidence is flawed and also (in the realms of science) put forward an opposing position that explains ALL the evidence

You're confusing science with oral traditions and texts that have been many times rewritten and re-interpreted. A good question might be: If they existed why didn't Jesus, or for that matter Buddha and Mohammed, write down a single word themselves? Perhaps they couldn't read or write, instead relying on the debatable memories of acolytes, with their personal biases and interpretations. Not good preparation if God had a hand in their words.
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 10:13 AM
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Originally Posted by Paben
You're confusing science with oral traditions and texts that have been many times rewritten and re-interpreted. A good question might be: If they existed why didn't Jesus, or for that matter Buddha and Mohammed, write down a single word themselves? Perhaps they couldn't read or write, instead relying on the debatable memories of acolytes, with their personal biases and interpretations. Not good preparation if God had a hand in their words.
sorry, your confused

my reply was about the concept of proof - using science was just an example

there seems to be documentary evidence for an historical figure called jesus

proof - NO

evidence - YES
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 10:50 AM
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The concept of religious "proof".....
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Old Jan 11, 2017 | 12:17 PM
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Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I don’t want to get to pedantic (he says before being pedantic)

But the concept of “proof” in these types of discussions is often misunderstood

So you can’t “prove” he did or didn’t exist in the same way you can’t prove evolution does or doesn’t exist or even the earth is older than 5000 years old

What you can say is “based a consilience of multiple lines of evidence “so and so” is more than likely true"

And on that definition I think the evidence suggest an historical person called Jesus did exist and so did at least some events as portrayed in the bible – The King Herod census etc

and if you take an opposing view - you have to demonstrate why the evidence is flawed and also (in the realms of science) put forward an opposing position that explains ALL the evidence
****ing hell, it's taken many years but I've finally found someone that actually understands why the vast majority who claim god does/doesn't exist are idiots.

Originally Posted by jonc
The concept of religious "proof".....
As much as that image is good for a chuckle, he's wrong.
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