Notices
Non Scooby Related Anything Non-Scooby related

If you could ask Jesus one question?

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 09 January 2017, 07:23 PM
  #31  
jonc
Scooby Regular
 
jonc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,635
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 13 Posts
Default

Pointless asking, the Lord is all knowing and therefore already knows exactly what you are going to ask and will already have prepared a cryptic answer just to confound you.....the smug git!
Old 09 January 2017, 07:48 PM
  #32  
JTaylor
Scooby Regular
 
JTaylor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Home
Posts: 14,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by jonc
Pointless asking, the Lord is all knowing and therefore already knows exactly what you are going to ask and will already have prepared a cryptic answer just to confound you.....the smug git!
Matthew 13:13
Old 09 January 2017, 07:58 PM
  #33  
Paben
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Paben's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Taken to the hills
Posts: 2,744
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by JTaylor
Matthew 13:13

Great! He caused further confusion for the already confused by talking in riddles. If they didn't understand straight talk how were they supposed to unravel parables? Why would they even bother?
Old 09 January 2017, 07:59 PM
  #34  
JTaylor
Scooby Regular
 
JTaylor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Home
Posts: 14,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Paben
Great! He caused further confusion for the already confused by talking in riddles. If they didn't understand straight talk how were they supposed to unravel parables? Why would they even bother?
Precisely.
Old 09 January 2017, 11:16 PM
  #35  
madscoob
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (3)
 
madscoob's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: u cant touch this
Posts: 3,084
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 1 Post
Default

my question to him would be if your father is so wonderfull cancer in children,what sort of god does that"

Last edited by madscoob; 09 January 2017 at 11:17 PM.
Old 10 January 2017, 12:40 PM
  #36  
legb4rsk
Scooby Regular
 
legb4rsk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: If you're not braking or accelerating you're wasting time.
Posts: 2,684
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

I would ask him to stop people on this site posting anything about religion.
Yet another boring diatribe from the self satisfied, smug, entrenched position,small-minded fundamentalists who revel in being holier-than-though.
Whatever you think about JC,I bet he had a more sophisticated sense of humour than any of them.
Old 10 January 2017, 12:47 PM
  #37  
EddScott
Scooby Regular
 
EddScott's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2003
Location: West Wales
Posts: 12,573
Received 64 Likes on 32 Posts
Default

I'd ask him, if he'd had the chance, whether he would have voted to leave the EU?
Old 10 January 2017, 01:29 PM
  #38  
The Pink Ninja
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (23)
 
The Pink Ninja's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2008
Location: ...
Posts: 6,703
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
Default

Is this Jesus the only white guy in the Middle East or do you mean they guy from Brazil that was in fast and furious
Old 10 January 2017, 01:34 PM
  #39  
markjmd
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (11)
 
markjmd's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 4,341
Received 70 Likes on 50 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by legb4rsk
I would ask him to stop people on this site posting anything about religion.
Yet another boring diatribe from the self satisfied, smug, entrenched position,small-minded fundamentalists who revel in being holier-than-though.
Whatever you think about JC,I bet he had a more sophisticated sense of humour than any of them.
Take a close look at the opening post in this thread, and ask yourself the question. Do you honestly think that was posted by a fervent religious believer?
Old 10 January 2017, 01:36 PM
  #40  
joz8968
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (13)
 
joz8968's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: Leicester
Posts: 23,761
Likes: 0
Received 8 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

# Oh Jesus he knows me... #
Old 10 January 2017, 04:05 PM
  #41  
wayne9t9
Scooby Regular
 
wayne9t9's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Not the Wild West
Posts: 1,567
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Old 10 January 2017, 04:07 PM
  #42  
legb4rsk
Scooby Regular
 
legb4rsk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2004
Location: If you're not braking or accelerating you're wasting time.
Posts: 2,684
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by markjmd
Take a close look at the opening post in this thread, and ask yourself the question. Do you honestly think that was posted by a fervent religious believer?
It's not directed at him.You must know who it is?
Old 10 January 2017, 09:17 PM
  #43  
markjmd
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (11)
 
markjmd's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 4,341
Received 70 Likes on 50 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by legb4rsk
It's not directed at him.You must know who it is?
It isn't hard to guess, but I'll make the point again. Since it wasn't that person who started the thread, why do you appear to be holding them responsible for it?
Old 10 January 2017, 09:24 PM
  #44  
ditchmyster
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (7)
 
ditchmyster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Living the dream
Posts: 13,624
Received 6 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by The Pink Ninja
Is this Jesus the only white guy in the Middle East or do you mean they guy from Brazil that was in fast and furious
Shussssssssssssh, don't go telling people Jesus was a black man, it's the best kept secret in history.
Old 11 January 2017, 12:20 AM
  #45  
JTaylor
Scooby Regular
 
JTaylor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Home
Posts: 14,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by ditchmyster
Shussssssssssssh, don't go telling people Jesus was a black man, it's the best kept secret in history.
He was a Palestinian Jew.
Old 11 January 2017, 06:02 AM
  #46  
JGlanzaV
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (3)
 
JGlanzaV's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 5,021
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by JTaylor
He was a Palestinian Jew.
Conjecture at best.

Probably fabrication.
Old 11 January 2017, 06:59 AM
  #47  
ditchmyster
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (7)
 
ditchmyster's Avatar
 
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Living the dream
Posts: 13,624
Received 6 Likes on 6 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by JGlanzaV
Conjecture at best.

Probably fabrication.
No it's true, they found his robe and sandles in India.
Old 11 January 2017, 07:23 AM
  #48  
pimmo2000
Scooby Regular
Thread Starter
iTrader: (6)
 
pimmo2000's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: On a small Island near France
Posts: 14,660
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by David Lock
And would you still have told Billy Holiday the same joke back in the day when they were crucifying ******* and leaving them hanging as strange fruit? Or have the same giggle when IS crucify kids in Syria? The Jesus "joke" insults about half the world's population so what about a bit of respect to your fellow creatures.

David
Yet you just used one of the most offence words to try and make your point .. you didn't even try to quote it ..



Kinda sums up the mental state of believers this doesn't it.. take a joke and become offended for the sake of it.

JTaylor are you offended?
Old 11 January 2017, 07:32 AM
  #49  
JGlanzaV
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (3)
 
JGlanzaV's Avatar
 
Join Date: May 2009
Posts: 5,021
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by ditchmyster
No it's true, they found his robe and sandles in India.
http://www.israel-catalog.com/apparel/sandals/jesus-sandals-handmade-leather-biblical-sandals
Old 11 January 2017, 08:11 AM
  #50  
JTaylor
Scooby Regular
 
JTaylor's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Home
Posts: 14,758
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by pimmo2000
Yet you just used one of the most offence words to try and make your point .. you didn't even try to quote it ..



Kinda sums up the mental state of believers this doesn't it.. take a joke and become offended for the sake of it.

JTaylor are you offended?
No. I don't think your post was particularly funny, but perhaps I just don't get the joke.

Luke 23:34 reminds me of how Jesus reacted to His torturers and killers and mockers. I'm to emulate Him.
Old 11 January 2017, 08:21 AM
  #51  
Matty81
Scooby Regular
 
Matty81's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Banned
Posts: 1,752
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 15 Posts
Default

Jesus didn't exist!.
Old 11 January 2017, 08:36 AM
  #52  
Paben
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Paben's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Taken to the hills
Posts: 2,744
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by Matty81
Jesus didn't exist!.


You can't prove Jesus didn't exist but then it can't be proved that he did exist either.
Old 11 January 2017, 08:42 AM
  #53  
Matty81
Scooby Regular
 
Matty81's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Banned
Posts: 1,752
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 15 Posts
Default

after all that's been written about the Christian wars all those yrs ago. If Jesus did actually exist, surely their would of been something written down to prove it.
Old 11 January 2017, 08:43 AM
  #54  
neil-h
Scooby Regular
 
neil-h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Berks
Posts: 4,224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Paben
You can't prove Jesus didn't exist but then it can't be proved that he did exist either.
Is it not generally accepted that he probably did exist and that the stories in the bible are just embellished versions of reality?
Old 11 January 2017, 09:00 AM
  #55  
hodgy0_2
Scooby Regular
 
hodgy0_2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: K
Posts: 15,633
Received 21 Likes on 18 Posts
Default

I don’t want to get to pedantic (he says before being pedantic)

But the concept of “proof” in these types of discussions is often misunderstood

So you can’t “prove” he did or didn’t exist in the same way you can’t prove evolution does or doesn’t exist or even the earth is older than 5000 years old

What you can say is “based a consilience of multiple lines of evidence “so and so” is more than likely true"

And on that definition I think the evidence suggest an historical person called Jesus did exist and so did at least some events as portrayed in the bible – The King Herod census etc

and if you take an opposing view - you have to demonstrate why the evidence is flawed and also (in the realms of science) put forward an opposing position that explains ALL the evidence

Last edited by hodgy0_2; 11 January 2017 at 09:04 AM.
Old 11 January 2017, 09:06 AM
  #56  
Matty81
Scooby Regular
 
Matty81's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2016
Location: Banned
Posts: 1,752
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 15 Posts
Default

I can see your point in that sense. If he did exist he was probably just a prophet or someone that people looked up to. But I can't believe that he had healing powers or the power to heal by just touching someone.
Old 11 January 2017, 09:41 AM
  #57  
Paben
Scooby Regular
iTrader: (5)
 
Paben's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: Taken to the hills
Posts: 2,744
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Default

Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I don’t want to get to pedantic (he says before being pedantic)

But the concept of “proof” in these types of discussions is often misunderstood

So you can’t “prove” he did or didn’t exist in the same way you can’t prove evolution does or doesn’t exist or even the earth is older than 5000 years old

What you can say is “based a consilience of multiple lines of evidence “so and so” is more than likely true"

And on that definition I think the evidence suggest an historical person called Jesus did exist and so did at least some events as portrayed in the bible – The King Herod census etc

and if you take an opposing view - you have to demonstrate why the evidence is flawed and also (in the realms of science) put forward an opposing position that explains ALL the evidence

You're confusing science with oral traditions and texts that have been many times rewritten and re-interpreted. A good question might be: If they existed why didn't Jesus, or for that matter Buddha and Mohammed, write down a single word themselves? Perhaps they couldn't read or write, instead relying on the debatable memories of acolytes, with their personal biases and interpretations. Not good preparation if God had a hand in their words.
Old 11 January 2017, 10:13 AM
  #58  
hodgy0_2
Scooby Regular
 
hodgy0_2's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jul 2008
Location: K
Posts: 15,633
Received 21 Likes on 18 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by Paben
You're confusing science with oral traditions and texts that have been many times rewritten and re-interpreted. A good question might be: If they existed why didn't Jesus, or for that matter Buddha and Mohammed, write down a single word themselves? Perhaps they couldn't read or write, instead relying on the debatable memories of acolytes, with their personal biases and interpretations. Not good preparation if God had a hand in their words.
sorry, your confused

my reply was about the concept of proof - using science was just an example

there seems to be documentary evidence for an historical figure called jesus

proof - NO

evidence - YES
Old 11 January 2017, 10:50 AM
  #59  
jonc
Scooby Regular
 
jonc's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2002
Posts: 7,635
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 13 Posts
Default

The concept of religious "proof".....
Old 11 January 2017, 12:17 PM
  #60  
neil-h
Scooby Regular
 
neil-h's Avatar
 
Join Date: Apr 2013
Location: Berks
Posts: 4,224
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Default

Originally Posted by hodgy0_2
I don’t want to get to pedantic (he says before being pedantic)

But the concept of “proof” in these types of discussions is often misunderstood

So you can’t “prove” he did or didn’t exist in the same way you can’t prove evolution does or doesn’t exist or even the earth is older than 5000 years old

What you can say is “based a consilience of multiple lines of evidence “so and so” is more than likely true"

And on that definition I think the evidence suggest an historical person called Jesus did exist and so did at least some events as portrayed in the bible – The King Herod census etc

and if you take an opposing view - you have to demonstrate why the evidence is flawed and also (in the realms of science) put forward an opposing position that explains ALL the evidence
****ing hell, it's taken many years but I've finally found someone that actually understands why the vast majority who claim god does/doesn't exist are idiots.

Originally Posted by jonc
The concept of religious "proof".....
As much as that image is good for a chuckle, he's wrong.



All times are GMT +1. The time now is 06:28 AM.