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Old Jul 9, 2009 | 08:54 PM
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Originally Posted by zip106

ANY big HD TV is social climbing and a status symbol, don't you know.
There is a relevant number, I believe - let's call it the UPI (Urban Pikey Index). It is the ratio of room size in square feet divided by the size of the HD screen in inches.

Hence, a 37" telly in a room of 140 square feet, gives a UPI of 140/37 = 3.78.

A 50" telly in a 100 sq. ft. room gives 100/50 = 2. The lower the UPI, the more of a chav the subject is.

I wonder what everyone's UPI is.

Mine's 7.03.
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