Crail thrash BBC1 tonight
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Sniffer dogs would close down that joint in seconds - mair buckie n' blee in their than Lanarkshire on Hogmanay......The uncurable syndrome found in many central belt rodents has contaminated some of the bams that now make the bi-monthly migration to Hot Hatch @ KH.........be on yer guard in the pitlane locale when leaving stuff lying around !
It was noted that some of the rodents choose to kip in their mates boots through the £7 entry gates - I find that a tad strange ?? lol .............
I love these events but they do attract a few dubious characters - suppose we were all young once ...................
It was noted that some of the rodents choose to kip in their mates boots through the £7 entry gates - I find that a tad strange ?? lol .............
I love these events but they do attract a few dubious characters - suppose we were all young once ...................
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Made it look like a sleeze pit. Showed only the sh*ty cars and all the numpties. Oh dear.
Whats the bets that the old lady gets more than urine in her garden the next time Crail is on With no double glazing it will make it all the easier to break a window with a brick thrown from a neds car as they pass by.
Whats the bets that the old lady gets more than urine in her garden the next time Crail is on With no double glazing it will make it all the easier to break a window with a brick thrown from a neds car as they pass by.
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Cal, speak for yourself mate. I don't think i was ever young, but I did have an x reg nissan cherry 1.3L, special hubcaps to make the wheels look bigger and It was white with go-faster stripes, cherry bomb exhaust, 1GW amp from argos and 15W 'peak' speakers. I won't mention the seat covers
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Was it my ears not working or did the commentator wife say that Crail used to be an ex NAVAL base?
That I'd love to see....'Those fekin boats goin through our small community'
- Bee
That I'd love to see....'Those fekin boats goin through our small community'
- Bee
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What about the numptie with 15 points on his licence for "the ovbious", a ban and he moans about a £550 fine?!?!?
What - he thinks that is good.
Has he not realised he can't drive anyomre??!?!
What - he thinks that is good.
Has he not realised he can't drive anyomre??!?!
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Sorry to crash the thread, but Iv'e got some strobe lights for under the car, a 10" exhaust tail pipe and a bangin' set of 13" chrome wheel trims for sale off my Capri if there are any takers ??????????????????????
Almost forgot... also have a book of translated "northern lads" words, including the word "paps"
Almost forgot... also have a book of translated "northern lads" words, including the word "paps"
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Had a feeling the prog might not paint a pretty pic.
Glad they showed girls racing too, but i'm fae inverness and i have no idea who those feking d##ks were! What a bunch of idiots - really gave a good impression of themselves - NOT!!
Glad they showed girls racing too, but i'm fae inverness and i have no idea who those feking d##ks were! What a bunch of idiots - really gave a good impression of themselves - NOT!!
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PMSL at "paps" Certainly was quite a few paps in that program!
Interesting to hear that the reason Willie couldn't get some of the car-swallowing craters filled in was due the 'historic monument' status though
Interesting to hear that the reason Willie couldn't get some of the car-swallowing craters filled in was due the 'historic monument' status though
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LOL at the 2 wee lassies falling out because she lost "i think ive got a chance because ive fitted cheating gas " in a feckin MX6
"ma cars (gt4) no workin" "if it fires up then ill race her" -shell be after a new engine soon
Didnae have the birds flashing thier mammeries last time i was there
Cheers Grant
"ma cars (gt4) no workin" "if it fires up then ill race her" -shell be after a new engine soon
Didnae have the birds flashing thier mammeries last time i was there
Cheers Grant
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Embarrasing!
**** out on the drag strip-not that they were bad dont get me wrong
Those young **** from Inverness LMAO
Willie's obviously doing ok- brand spanking Range Rover - £7 entry fees i suppose!
**** out on the drag strip-not that they were bad dont get me wrong
Those young **** from Inverness LMAO
Willie's obviously doing ok- brand spanking Range Rover - £7 entry fees i suppose!
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When I was young I built a Mk 1 Escort rally car and did the Crail Stages. How things change Too cold in November for mammary exposure
Now that I am old I can't even get a pug fuel pump to work and my monitor blew up.
Now that I am old I can't even get a pug fuel pump to work and my monitor blew up.
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Originally Posted by sti-spec-a
LOL at the 2 wee lassies falling out because she lost "i think ive got a chance because ive fitted cheating gas " in a feckin MX6
"ma cars (gt4) no workin" "if it fires up then ill race her" -shell be after a new engine soon
"ma cars (gt4) no workin" "if it fires up then ill race her" -shell be after a new engine soon
The falling out wasn't anything to do with Crail, but I'm not going into the reasons behind it.
Strange to see the different impressions people manage to get when they don't know the people involved.
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The Celica was at Dastek when I was there on Saturday.........I know this as I recognised the sticker on her car that said " She's mental " ..........
lol @ Wullie's old boy - true geezer and his Bentley shifts *** .......his bunnet was very Jay Kay I thought ! Wonder if Crails residents know the have a pimp amongst their midst............
lol @ Wullie's old boy - true geezer and his Bentley shifts *** .......his bunnet was very Jay Kay I thought ! Wonder if Crails residents know the have a pimp amongst their midst............
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Was it my ears not working or did the commentator wife say that Crail used to be an ex NAVAL base?
The youngsters were all having a good time, some girlies flashed their boobies, and some locals got pissed off.
What the hell was the programme actually supposed to be about though ? There was no focus (I don't mean I didn't get a good view of the boobies) it was a load of old bollocks !
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Reference the people trying to shut it down: Sheer frickin NIMBYism if you ask me Crail is a fantastic oppertunity for car enthusiasts and neds a like to cut loose in their cars in a safe, controlled and legal environment and as the guy in the shop said does attract good business to the local community during a thrash. I mean, is 2 sundays a month really that much hassle!! I'm not a car racing ned but I have had a race meet at Crail that without such facilities would have just happened on the public road. I'm not stupid enough to think that having such a facility in Scotland will stop high speed road racing but I bet there will be a number of races that are decided at Crail that otherwise would have happened on the road. Even if just one race through a busy Glasgow street doesn't happen then its a good thing. Its the usual thing isn't it......On BB2 @ 8:30 we get a documentary about how teenagers cause trouble because they have nothing to do and then on BB1 @ 9:30 we have a documentary about locals trying to shut down Crail, skateparks, facilities for the young, whatever. They can't have it both frickin ways