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27 January 2004, 02:36 PM
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Tony Blair is visiting an Edinburgh hospital. He enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness.
He greets the first patient and the patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain of the puddin race, Aboon them a you take your place, As langs my airm."
Tony is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. The patient responds: "Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, but trying not to show it, Tony moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant: "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timerous beasty, Thou need na start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle."
Now alarmed, Tony turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "What kind of facility is this? Is it a mental ward?"
"No" replies the doctor, "This is a serious Burns unit
He greets the first patient and the patient replies: "Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain of the puddin race, Aboon them a you take your place, As langs my airm."
Tony is confused, so he just grins and moves on to the next patient and greets him. The patient responds: "Some hae meat and canna eat, And some wad eat that want it, But we hae meat and we can eat, So let the Lord be thankit."
Even more confused, but trying not to show it, Tony moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant: "Wee sleekit, cowerin, timerous beasty, Thou need na start awa sae hastie, Wi bickering brattle."
Now alarmed, Tony turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, "What kind of facility is this? Is it a mental ward?"
"No" replies the doctor, "This is a serious Burns unit
28 January 2004, 09:08 AM
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These google ads are getting quite good - will all "scottish" ads tell us we need to go on diets 
Edit: The Ad changed
[Edited by jasey - 1/28/2004 9:09:27 AM]
Edit: The Ad changed
[Edited by jasey - 1/28/2004 9:09:27 AM]
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