moses

is his second name elassar hahaha


wait till he looses his fat **** and tummy and strips his car

Andy.F

Bring it on.......Lard a8se Evo boy You'll need more power than that to haul that big boxy thing around

PS - Name the track n' I'll be there

Sam Elassar

it is alright andy you could always be the grand daddy, your old enough anyway

how does knockhill on the 29th sound to you

john banks

Sam, you can be my daddy as long as you tell me what to do next with my car

Andy.F

Sounds good to me Sam What you gonna do if it rains

Andy

john banks

Damn, I am on a very slow ship when this entertainment is happening. Someone please text me and tell me if I need to change my daddy

moses

lol grandpa andy


u have more experience at kh grandpa it wont be fair on the younger fat bloke sam


and john mate if i knew about scoobs i would have helped u out, its a pity i dont know much about flat 4's and 6's

T-uk

might burst the piggy bank open and come on the 29th too .

just realised I have not done k/hill this year , have any of you?

how about it JB, going to get your car to it , since your last track day was with a td04 hybrid

moses

john h mate i see u hate bills too lets both of us rob a bank coz im overdrawn ever week

T-uk

you just want to use my car for the get away since yours breaks down so much

moses

lol sure why not mate i will save the petrol

john banks

T-uk m8 I'm on a ****ing cruise to Egypt then Need to fatten myself up a bit to counteract the extra ccs otherwise it might be a bit too quick

Andy.F

REALLY looking forward to this
I only had 330bhp, std diffs and std suspension the last time I lapped Sam at Knockhill

Andy

T-uk

I'm on a ****ing cruise to Egypt then

I thought it was only old farts that went on them , perhaps you should buy a volvo too

andy,

how many gearboxes will you be taking

moses

i cant believe andy

mate u are truly clueless today i know


i dont know how many times i need to say this your car is 1100 kg where sams is 1450 kg and he is also fatter than u


u always had more power to weight ratio than him

its like me comparing a r500 or a dax rush against your slow scooby

[Edited by moses - 11/13/2003 10:36:15 PM]

moses

let me make it easy


if a car had 2425.1 pounds of weight not in kg pounds i have this calculator

he would do a quarter mile in 11.7 secs with only 287 @ the wheel give or take a few





http://tnmotorsports.com/dyno.htm


work it out all yourself




http://www.intmed.mcw.edu/clincalc/wtmeas.html


see this is how i study things


see andy if he beat an evo with a motorbike like a r1 etc he would think its fair haha when it aint

why is a motorbike faster with less power alot less power that is coz its lighter even a baby would know that but andy doesnt understand

so the same way if a lighter car has less power than lets say a mclaren the lighter car with only 700 kg and 400 bhp or 450 bhp will beat a mclaren


as look at andys time see he does 11.75 quarter mile when the mclaren does it in 11.2 not much difference is it, why coz his is lighter and has less power, see what i mean




ok lets look at the g force evo in japan it only has 500 bhp and a 2 litre crank and he does a quarter mile in 9.7 secs and i heard he now done it in 9.4 why coz he his car weighs only 1100 kg with him in it probably 1200 kg

and it has less power than my friend manuels car , his has 600 bhp but does it in 10.72 see what i mean why coz his car weighs 1400 kg

T-uk

so moses,

how would andy do with a proper box?

is your car going to be faster than sam's, kevs and andy's?

infact is the cossie not heaviest?

Andy.F

Sorry Moses, I didn't realise we were just comparing numbers here ?

There's no need to go to the track then is there, cos sams number is clearly bigger than mine

I must have my priorities all wrong I wanted a faster car so I got a lightweight one to start with. Instead what I should have wanted was a heavy car so that I could spend loads of money buying the big horsepower it will need to haul its lardy ***, then big heavy brakes to stop it and big expensive 18" wheels n tyres to stop it charging straight on at the corners.

Then I could say I have loads of power but still have an excuse for having a slow car...... excellent idea

ps my car is 1240kg with me in it

[Edited by Andy.F - 11/13/2003 11:19:50 PM]

Sam Elassar

moses

shut your face and stop calling me fat for god sake ! i am just big boned as everybody knows

i think it will be fun, i just hope it does not rain

plus it will be the only track day i have done this season.

teknopete

Fkin typical

The phuns set for the day I`m up at Errol (I think)
Woulda liked 2 ave been at this 4 sure What`s on anyway?
Hot hatch or what? If it`s a HH the 2 of u had better jus paint targets on the back of u r motas Cos the nova brigade`ll b on the hunt 4 u

LOL -> Mo,
Do us a cheesy quaver m8ty, STFU u onion, n go back 2 studying sausages Which part of duh don`t u get
N when I think bout it, where`s this lardy bumper u
were gassin 2 me bout, i`m i gonna c it this year??
Or is it like Christmas (a whilst away)
Been w8in on it 4 ages boyo, whats the SP ?

Pete

moses

lol @ t-uk cossie aint heavy mate trust me on that


and andy no u have the right to have a light car what im saying is if u wanna race someone race somewith with the same power to weight ratio as u then it will be fair


and sam lol i c im so so sorry i didnt know u had bones in your tummy hahaha so that was a bone sticking out so who's heavy bone was it


and pete lol sausages are good but flaps are better but u wouldnt know that and yeah u can cool your drinks in the evo fridge u have and i tried to call u, u must have been at work mate, need help again as usual cosmetic wise