Carl Davey

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To the tune of Liam Lynch's 'Whatever' track. Made me chuckle.

I went doon to the Bouly and saw yer maw
She wiz, like, a' "hemmin"
And I wiz, like, "fitiver!"

Then this burd comes up to me and she's a', like,
" Hey, are you nae that mannie?"
And I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

So efter, I'm at the Ambassador
And this quine comes up
And she's, like, "Gie's a ride min"
And I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

Coz this is my
United States of Fitiver!
And this is my
United States of Fitiver!
And this is my
United States of Fitiver!

And then it's three A.M.
And I'm on the corner, wi' my Tennents
This prik comes up and he's, like, "hemmin ye radge!"
I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

Then I'm throwing up in the close
The bobby comes up and is, like,
" Oi, get yer erse hame..."
And I'm, like, "aye, fitiver!"

And then up comes Morrice the butchers brither
I'm, like, "hemmin chiel, fit like?"
He's, like, "ach nae bad, yersel?"
And I'm, like, "aye, grand min, grand"

Coz this is my
United States of Fitiver!
And this is my
United States of Fitiver!


Apologies if you've seen it already.

Miles

Aye, fitiver

WUZ

iTrader: (14)

ROTFLMAO at the both of you - F#####G superb Carl, Neeed to have that at our monthly meeting . I'm sure Craig Mac21 can do a speed garage remix for us as well

NICE

Russell

Carl Davey

iTrader: (3)

Lmao @ Miles!


Glad you like.