Signs you've been in aberdeen to long........
21 December 2002, 01:27 PM
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Got this emailed to me yesterday but not to sure about number 1 and 7!
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN ABERDEEN TOO LONG
1. All women, no matter how ugly, look attractive. So do
sheepskin rugs...
2. Every heterosexual bloke is obviously a poof
3. You wear your dull winter clothes all year round
4. When you say "Fit" your either talking about your foot or asking "what?"
5. You have a new disease called "Chilli, Chips and Cheese
Syndrome"
6. You glare aggressively at everyone on the street
7. You own a Subaru Imprezza
8. You automatically get the urge to kill on hearing any word from the Oxford English Dictionary - emphasis on "English"
9. The world outside Aberdeen simply doesn't exist
10. A good night out is getting drunk with hundreds of blokes, having a fist fight with an ugly woman then snaffling a dodgy kebab on
the way home
SIGNS YOU'VE BEEN IN ABERDEEN TOO LONG
1. All women, no matter how ugly, look attractive. So do
sheepskin rugs...
2. Every heterosexual bloke is obviously a poof
3. You wear your dull winter clothes all year round
4. When you say "Fit" your either talking about your foot or asking "what?"
5. You have a new disease called "Chilli, Chips and Cheese
Syndrome"
6. You glare aggressively at everyone on the street
7. You own a Subaru Imprezza
8. You automatically get the urge to kill on hearing any word from the Oxford English Dictionary - emphasis on "English"
9. The world outside Aberdeen simply doesn't exist
10. A good night out is getting drunk with hundreds of blokes, having a fist fight with an ugly woman then snaffling a dodgy kebab on
the way home
24 December 2002, 10:10 AM
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LOL. Why are Aberdeen girls so 5ucking ugly?
You can walk down Princes Street any day and see more
good looking women in 5 minutes that you will in the whole of Aberdeen for a friggin decade.
Mingers....
Si
You can walk down Princes Street any day and see more
good looking women in 5 minutes that you will in the whole of Aberdeen for a friggin decade.
Mingers....
Si
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