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Old 02 May 2012, 03:18 PM
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Default Oh dear, another great advert.

Yep, you guessed it......

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320895025401?redirect=mobile

Another eBay beaut !!!!!
Old 02 May 2012, 03:29 PM
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Thought my punctuation was bad but that is a joke ... Init ..lol great add !
Old 02 May 2012, 03:44 PM
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Just got eye strain from that, lovely unabused scoob, NOT.
Old 02 May 2012, 03:44 PM
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Bright yellow text ouch. Had to highlight it to read.
Old 02 May 2012, 04:03 PM
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chav POS
Old 02 May 2012, 04:03 PM
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Illiterate chunt.
Old 02 May 2012, 04:27 PM
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Somebody should go to view it on the next hot day and get them to demonstrate how well it pulls with the boost turned up after sitting in traffic for a bit! .....

big badda booooom!
Old 02 May 2012, 04:30 PM
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well i could of saved some money if had known all i needed was a manual boost controller to get 350bhp
Old 02 May 2012, 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by DonNedly
well i could of saved some money if had known all i needed was a manual boost controller to get 350bhp
Yeah, theyre great for getting more power .... for a fraction of a second .... then they dont work out so cheap!
Old 02 May 2012, 04:55 PM
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LENAS MOTORS
Flat 2

Oh Dear, Dealer my ar$e

Thousands spent sorry... THAUSANDS... wasnt he on east enders years ago... owight me ol tweakle, spent thausands on er, wuns like a dweam

oh just to help prospective buyers out, highlight the whole text... goes a nice blue colour so can be easily read

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Old 02 May 2012, 04:57 PM
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4 inch pip!
Old 02 May 2012, 04:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Kwik
4 inch pip!



owww 2000 posts
Old 02 May 2012, 05:18 PM
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Aww, bless.
Old 02 May 2012, 05:24 PM
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I couldn't resist....

"Dear fasttalkinglena,

Hi there, very interested in the car but just have a couple of questions.
Just wondering who mapped the car and have you got any paperwork to prove power output ?
Thanks "


And the reply....

" thers a lot of bills and paperwork withnservbice history but i havent looked throw it iv had 6 scoobys and this one is the qwikest by far pleASE COME AND VIEW AND ILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW QWIKE IT IS "
Old 02 May 2012, 05:28 PM
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Originally Posted by MattyB1983

" thers a lot of bills and paperwork withnservbice history but i havent looked throw it iv had 6 scoobys and this one is the qwikest by far pleASE COME AND VIEW AND ILL SHOW YOU JUST HOW QWIKE IT IS "
If my 6 year old boy came home from school with writing like that i'd go mad.
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And my reply......

" Hi,
Thanks for the fast response.
I'm sure it's extremely fast with 350bhp, I've had a few Imprezas too so am familiar with them.
I would really need some info on its mapping history before making a trip to see it. As you will know, running an Impreza at anything other than standard spec without map adjustment will result in huge engine issues 99% of the time.
I'm sure your car has been mapped to suit its mods and will no doubt have some paperwork to show who carried the work out. If you could have a look and let me know Id very much appreciate it.
Thanks again "
Old 02 May 2012, 05:35 PM
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Matty can you also ask him how his mbc gives amazing results.
Old 02 May 2012, 05:43 PM
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I love these threads

Hate the idiots that sell the cars though -.-
Old 02 May 2012, 05:47 PM
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I'm a bad person, can't help it....lol.
Old 02 May 2012, 05:57 PM
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Keep going!
Old 02 May 2012, 07:46 PM
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Ha ha ha ha ha 350 with a boost controller sweet eBay here I come il sell the front mount , injectors, fuel pump etc etc n buy a boost controller , ha ha ha ha ha
MISSFIT
Old 02 May 2012, 08:06 PM
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another ebay 350 bhp


that means mine is running 440 as i changed the intercooler and fitted not 1 but 2 bov`s and run v power lol
Old 02 May 2012, 08:08 PM
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Old 02 May 2012, 08:08 PM
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first rule of ebay take the real bhp and treble.
Old 02 May 2012, 08:11 PM
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My word,what an absolute nump
Old 02 May 2012, 08:27 PM
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So i guess you dont like my ad


It was also mapped by google earth if anyone wanted to know
Old 02 May 2012, 08:38 PM
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I remember the days when all you needed was a 'turbonator' for huge BHP
Old 02 May 2012, 09:09 PM
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And here for our viewing pleasure is the guy who he brought it off, so he actually brought it thinking he had a monster,

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/110844085823#ht_500wt_922
Old 02 May 2012, 09:22 PM
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That advert says its 385bhp !!!!!!!!!!
Old 02 May 2012, 10:31 PM
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Originally Posted by MattyB1983
That advert says its 385bhp !!!!!!!!!!
So same as yours?




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