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Old 28 December 2011, 12:10 AM
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Going by his advert don't think he has much hope in selling the car.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-m...rgain/93366256

poor car
Old 28 December 2011, 12:20 AM
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hes been smoking crack
Old 28 December 2011, 12:21 AM
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Fpmsl at his write up.
Old 28 December 2011, 12:26 AM
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lol, brilliant........ this guy knowns wat he's on with!
Old 28 December 2011, 12:27 AM
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He can't speel very well.NOT taking the p1ss out of that,but surly he should of used spell check to place an ad??
Old 28 December 2011, 12:29 AM
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The thing is more and more people like that d1ck own Imprezas now. You can see why they get a bad name....
Old 28 December 2011, 12:32 AM
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WHAT A DICK
Old 28 December 2011, 12:35 AM
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He sounds like a fannybaws, wouldn't touch it after reading his advert
Old 28 December 2011, 12:48 AM
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I like how he says that the manual boost controller and boost gauge are the only mods. Then goes on to say the engine has been rebuilt, Z4 map, bigger injectors, P1 lights, stainless steel exhaust and tinted windows.
He forgot to mention that it has non standard alloys, no battery or washer bottle fitted lol. Oh and he can't spell SUBARU. PMSL.

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Old 28 December 2011, 01:08 AM
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Z4 ecu & ESP on a bugeye, of course mate.....

What a crock of **** that advert is! His mate must have a N/A skyline lmao
Old 28 December 2011, 01:13 AM
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ps iff u think u own a 2002 sti faster than this on full boost bring ya green slips and ill show u whta kinda off a animal this car is
Old 28 December 2011, 01:17 AM
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Proof if ever it were needed that retards can own Subaru's!
Old 28 December 2011, 02:16 AM
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what a ****!!!
Old 28 December 2011, 03:36 AM
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Default hows he going to sell that?

a little tip for you boys and girls,i spent many months getting my scooby and half the cars i wouldnt even enquire about because of the shocking spelling on the description,i think it tells a lot about the owner.have a look on ebay and see what i mean.
Old 28 December 2011, 04:41 AM
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U crash u bye

Twice too
Defently a serious contender for advert of the year
The sooner people like that gets rid of their Scoobies the better as it doesn't do the image much good
Scare grannies
Old 28 December 2011, 06:41 AM
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id like to see how he's got the p1 lights to fit? pmsl ,

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Old 28 December 2011, 07:16 AM
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this is one of the best i've seen in a long time.i might bob round today with my green slip.
Old 28 December 2011, 08:39 AM
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Is it me or are those rear lights from a later model when compared to the bug eye front end?
Old 28 December 2011, 09:28 AM
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Originally Posted by jd5217
Is it me or are those rear lights from a later model when compared to the bug eye front end?
Yes, Blob rear lights and bumper.
Old 28 December 2011, 11:22 AM
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Cheap for an example with 0 miles !
Old 28 December 2011, 11:33 AM
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Originally Posted by s70rjw
Yes, Blob rear lights and bumper.
Probably been rear ended and the car has prob had a bump too as the bumper, lights have been changed and the subaru lettering has been removed from the boot too
Old 28 December 2011, 11:47 AM
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ps iff u think u own a 2002 sti faster than this on full boost bring ya green slips and ill show u whta kinda off a animal this car is
Old 28 December 2011, 11:48 AM
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Old 28 December 2011, 02:05 PM
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Old 28 December 2011, 02:13 PM
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Originally Posted by jimmyinrugby
He can't speel very well.NOT taking the p1ss out of that,but surly he should of used spell check to place an ad??
He should have used a Spell Check in a bad tempered manner?

Old 28 December 2011, 02:14 PM
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53 reg skylne always see the back end of this scoob? was it because it was parked up or was this moron diving the skyline
Old 28 December 2011, 02:16 PM
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im getting a manual boost controller should get at least 600bhp if i "turn it up"
Old 28 December 2011, 02:23 PM
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nice p1 lights the car is so high up you could probally roll one side to the other without touching the car
Old 28 December 2011, 02:26 PM
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this boost will pull ya dentures out
Old 28 December 2011, 02:29 PM
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drove this boost will pull ya dentures out when this car comes down the street oaps hide under cars and mums wiv push chairs run to bus shelters and thts sticking to speed limits pops and bangs like a redtop sti should


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