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Old 09 December 2011, 06:14 PM
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Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.
Old 09 December 2011, 06:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SLAB
Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.
Old 09 December 2011, 07:34 PM
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I once bought a litre bottle of Tippex.............


Big mistake !
Old 09 December 2011, 07:37 PM
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have you been in those xmas crackers again
Old 09 December 2011, 07:41 PM
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ha ha thats being shamefully taken to work tomorrow
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Ever hear about the bloke who went to the doctors and begged and begged for something to give him an erection?
Finally the doc gives in, injects him and an hour later he's got a massive boner.

However, a WEEK later, he's still got it, so goes back to the doctor to beg for the antidote.
The doctor tells him that, sadly, there is no antidote.

He again begs the doctor, saying that there must BE an antidote, since there is an antidote to every known drug.

"Nope", says the doctor, "that was no drug, just three of sand and one of cement!"
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Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a
big fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore.
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Originally Posted by Tommy2396
Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a
big fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore.

hehehehee
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Originally Posted by Midlife......
I once bought a litre bottle of Tippex.............


Big mistake !
how long did a ltr last




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