Last night I reached for my liquid Viagra and accidentally swigged from a bottle of Tippex. I woke this morning with a huge correction.

 

 

I once bought a litre bottle of Tippex.............


Big mistake !

 

have you been in those xmas crackers again

 

ha ha thats being shamefully taken to work tomorrow

 

Ever hear about the bloke who went to the doctors and begged and begged for something to give him an erection?
Finally the doc gives in, injects him and an hour later he's got a massive boner.

However, a WEEK later, he's still got it, so goes back to the doctor to beg for the antidote.
The doctor tells him that, sadly, there is no antidote.

He again begs the doctor, saying that there must BE an antidote, since there is an antidote to every known drug.

"Nope", says the doctor, "that was no drug, just three of sand and one of cement!"

 

Christmas is like any other day for me, sitting at the table with a
big fat bird who doesn't gobble anymore.

 

hehehehee

 

how long did a ltr last