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got given the bird and verbals by some little donkey in a r reg green 306lx with 3 of his mates in the car earlier coming back from saisburys going the oposite way to them , cant wait to see if he is as hard when he is on his own and my wife and youngest daughter arnt in my car , if you read this by some stroke of luck big man , my wife got your reg no , no one swears like that for no reason in front of my little girl , by the time ive finished with you your cap will be so far down your throat you wont be able to abuse people for no reason . RANT OVER . how do people resist beating the **** out of people like this is my question
Be wise bud... they are not worth it. Another case if u were alone in the car. Had simmilar situation few years back. Me and my boys always pass this pub going to the tube after gym, somehow i went a bit forward off my lads passing the place , friday eve, and of course ive found some brave pub volunteers . Unfortunately, my self , wrestling for 14 years, some m8s MMA "DREAM" champion M. Zaromskis, UFC lad J. hathaway , M. Johnson, all from london shootfighters , were behind me....and guess what .. we just laughed and moved on. there always gonna be some ***** who can only talk when they are in the bunch. I say what comes around goes around , u'll meet him one day somewhere m8, few bodyshots will do his ribs nicley bud.... now chill
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cheers for the advice , will try n take heed , the wife says i suffer from road rage real bad lol . i have a notebook in the glovebox of reg no,s who have a owner who needs correcting in thier thought process , so far only 4 but i am keeping it because you never know when it may come in handy ,
v reg blue focus and i almost know where he lives , tailgated me for no reason didnt like it when i pulled over and then did it to him
53 plate taxi who nailed it while i was legally overtaking him , and almost ran me up the kerb ,because he wouldnt let me pull back in in a narrowing exit from 2 lanes into 1 again for no reason other than he obviously objects to being overtaken . he is mine when i am next in the wifes car
54 plate light blue astra estate . special case this one pulled out the end of my estate into moving traffic (30 limit ) with him approaching at normal speed , he then floored it and drove about 1foot off my bumper all the way to the next set of lights , at the lights i was in the outside lane (there are 3) he is on the inside , down comes his window and he flips the bird . that was it i was getting out the car , the wife managed to grab my jacket just long enough for the lights to change at which point he spun the wheels and sped off sharpish like . all this abuse in the last month , i just dont get it is it the weather or something ive had the car 6years and only had 3 in all those years that have wound me right up and now 4 in a month . it must be the weather or the price of petrol as they assume i am loaded if i can afford to run a scoob and need abusing because they drive a sh1tty diesel
v reg blue focus and i almost know where he lives , tailgated me for no reason didnt like it when i pulled over and then did it to him
53 plate taxi who nailed it while i was legally overtaking him , and almost ran me up the kerb ,because he wouldnt let me pull back in in a narrowing exit from 2 lanes into 1 again for no reason other than he obviously objects to being overtaken . he is mine when i am next in the wifes car
54 plate light blue astra estate . special case this one pulled out the end of my estate into moving traffic (30 limit ) with him approaching at normal speed , he then floored it and drove about 1foot off my bumper all the way to the next set of lights , at the lights i was in the outside lane (there are 3) he is on the inside , down comes his window and he flips the bird . that was it i was getting out the car , the wife managed to grab my jacket just long enough for the lights to change at which point he spun the wheels and sped off sharpish like . all this abuse in the last month , i just dont get it is it the weather or something ive had the car 6years and only had 3 in all those years that have wound me right up and now 4 in a month . it must be the weather or the price of petrol as they assume i am loaded if i can afford to run a scoob and need abusing because they drive a sh1tty diesel
I think you need to chill out a bit mate.
If I took the number of every car that pissed me off on the road, I' d have a phone books worth by now.
Also bear in mind the courts take a dim view of any kind of road rage incident.
Happened to my brother in law, he lost the plot punched the other driver. Now he has difficulty getting any type of insurance due to the criminal conviction.
If I took the number of every car that pissed me off on the road, I' d have a phone books worth by now.
Also bear in mind the courts take a dim view of any kind of road rage incident.
Happened to my brother in law, he lost the plot punched the other driver. Now he has difficulty getting any type of insurance due to the criminal conviction.
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Jesus mate, you should try driving in Thailand.
I got angry the first few times I got cut up/tailgated (within maybe the first 5 mins of driving)......then gave up getting stressed.
People here have literally no manners and EVERYONE drives like an a$$hole.
I got angry the first few times I got cut up/tailgated (within maybe the first 5 mins of driving)......then gave up getting stressed.
People here have literally no manners and EVERYONE drives like an a$$hole.
Some people don't deserve a drivig license.
But as stated previously, calm down you are only going to make yourself ill. Eventually they'll irritate the wrong person and they'll regret it (sounds like you could be that person) but you don't have to be that person. There's too much at risk.
But as stated previously, calm down you are only going to make yourself ill. Eventually they'll irritate the wrong person and they'll regret it (sounds like you could be that person) but you don't have to be that person. There's too much at risk.
Christ i hope i dont bump into you in a dark ally way one night!! ha
there are loads of fools like this out there, the thing that will bug them the most is if you just laugh at them. If you were to ever to do something back they would be the first to panic and phone the fuzz and bang your locked up!!
Chill and enjoy YOUR car as the cretins will never be able to aford one claiming dole!!
there are loads of fools like this out there, the thing that will bug them the most is if you just laugh at them. If you were to ever to do something back they would be the first to panic and phone the fuzz and bang your locked up!!
Chill and enjoy YOUR car as the cretins will never be able to aford one claiming dole!!
I'm just like you buddy! I'm definitely better now though. I've a few good ones to share with you. People are right on here, laughing at the offender is possibly the best and most infuriating thing you can do to them. When someone is playing the big man, I make a gun with my hand and mouth BANG, never even look at me again after this one! I'd be careful who you do this to as it could backfire big time!!! If someone is shouting at me with their window closed, I rub my eyes and mouth don't cry.
Another classic as the reaction to this is memorable! Usually look like this
My joker though is a tension diffuser, if someone swears at me when I'm stopped or in traffic. I frantically look around the car, hands under the seats in the door pocket and on the floor and then finish off by looking like i've just got something from under my seat in my hand
and then flick them the middle finger, always get a laugh with this one. I've had a couple of incidents where I've got out of the car and confronted people but you just look a dick to everyone around you. It's not worth it anymore and like others have said the majority are just jealous of what you have and they never will. Chill and enjoy what you have.
Another classic as the reaction to this is memorable! Usually look like this
My joker though is a tension diffuser, if someone swears at me when I'm stopped or in traffic. I frantically look around the car, hands under the seats in the door pocket and on the floor and then finish off by looking like i've just got something from under my seat in my hand
and then flick them the middle finger, always get a laugh with this one. I've had a couple of incidents where I've got out of the car and confronted people but you just look a dick to everyone around you. It's not worth it anymore and like others have said the majority are just jealous of what you have and they never will. Chill and enjoy what you have. got given the bird and verbals by some little donkey in a r reg green 306lx with 3 of his mates in the car earlier coming back from saisburys going the oposite way to them , cant wait to see if he is as hard when he is on his own and my wife and youngest daughter arnt in my car , if you read this by some stroke of luck big man , my wife got your reg no , no one swears like that for no reason in front of my little girl , by the time ive finished with you your cap will be so far down your throat you wont be able to abuse people for no reason . RANT OVER . how do people resist beating the **** out of people like this is my question
Don't be using the old wife and daughter were with me excuse, you Sainsbury's lot are all the same, get your self down to Asda, that's where the real hard men like me go.
Then it's of to Maccy D's to donut in the car park, your only jealous because you can't do that in your piece of tin rice rocket.
And that's right Jean-Claude Vanhardman make sure your wife and daughter are not there when you wake up after i have given you a bashing because it won't be a pretty sight.
I tend not to tolerate them.. being 6ft 2 and 15st helps... if i'm an acceptable distance from home, and alone, i'll make it my business to follow these little **** ants till they eventually won't even dare look into their rear view mirrors.. hilarious watching them driving round in circles avoiding going home!! shame it's costing £1.42p a litre to do it though.. lol
Listen mate, that was me in my 306, and actually it was a GTI6, and if you were going to do anything about it you would have.
Don't be using the old wife and daughter were with me excuse, you Sainsbury's lot are all the same, get your self down to Asda, that's where the real hard men like me go.
Then it's of to Maccy D's to donut in the car park, your only jealous because you can't do that in your piece of tin rice rocket.
And that's right Jean-Claude Vanhardman make sure your wife and daughter are not there when you wake up after i have given you a bashing because it won't be a pretty sight.
Don't be using the old wife and daughter were with me excuse, you Sainsbury's lot are all the same, get your self down to Asda, that's where the real hard men like me go.
Then it's of to Maccy D's to donut in the car park, your only jealous because you can't do that in your piece of tin rice rocket.
And that's right Jean-Claude Vanhardman make sure your wife and daughter are not there when you wake up after i have given you a bashing because it won't be a pretty sight.

You lot need to take it out in the fight club.
20yrs ago i got out the car dropped 3 lads one was in a coma for a week.
I was lucky he woke up, and i'm really glad he did,even though they started it and that and witnesses saved me from doing time, even though it was self defence, it has followed me and stopped me getting a couple of jobs i really wanted.
Getting out of the car is a mugs game and even though i can take care of myself i always walk away from a fight,as that was one of the worst weeks of my life, and unless me or my family are at risk i just let them get on with it as i have nothing to prove.
I suggest you go to anger management before you go to jail, and it's not just your freedom it's your family.
I was lucky he woke up, and i'm really glad he did,even though they started it and that and witnesses saved me from doing time, even though it was self defence, it has followed me and stopped me getting a couple of jobs i really wanted.
Getting out of the car is a mugs game and even though i can take care of myself i always walk away from a fight,as that was one of the worst weeks of my life, and unless me or my family are at risk i just let them get on with it as i have nothing to prove.
I suggest you go to anger management before you go to jail, and it's not just your freedom it's your family.
Does anyone remember a segment on "Street Wars" years ago, where a chav is outside a pub and starts taking the p155 out of 5 lads who where dressed up as women for a stag do, they give him a good pasting turns out they were MMA flighters...
I'll have to go back and read it again.
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Listen mate, that was me in my 306, and actually it was a GTI6, and if you were going to do anything about it you would have.
Don't be using the old wife and daughter were with me excuse, you Sainsbury's lot are all the same, get your self down to Asda, that's where the real hard men like me go.
Then it's of to Maccy D's to donut in the car park, your only jealous because you can't do that in your piece of tin rice rocket.
And that's right Jean-Claude Vanhardman make sure your wife and daughter are not there when you wake up after i have given you a bashing because it won't be a pretty sight.
Don't be using the old wife and daughter were with me excuse, you Sainsbury's lot are all the same, get your self down to Asda, that's where the real hard men like me go.
Then it's of to Maccy D's to donut in the car park, your only jealous because you can't do that in your piece of tin rice rocket.
And that's right Jean-Claude Vanhardman make sure your wife and daughter are not there when you wake up after i have given you a bashing because it won't be a pretty sight.

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