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08 March 2001, 09:09 PM
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Was it my imagination or was TG utter tosh again this week??....I felt a little sorry for that man with the 'Shamrock' as Mr Clever presenter takes the **** out of his pride and joy!! ...........saying all that the Jag looked pretty cool!!!
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08 March 2001, 09:52 PM
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I used to look forward to that programme a few years ago,what a load of crap its turned into,too many boring farts on it now, tiff still does his bit and sexy vic, I bet shes sick of plugging ****ty people carriers,
How dull.
How dull.
08 March 2001, 10:01 PM
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I know the Shamrock looked and probably was crap, but I'm sure they're wrong about there only being one (unfortunately) I stayed with a guy in Galway a couple of years ago and he had one in the garage, not drive-able though.
Apart from that small point, yes it was tosh again!
Ron
Apart from that small point, yes it was tosh again!
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08 March 2001, 10:13 PM
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Lets be honest - it's only worth watching for Vics and if there not going to let her drive a sports car in a warm country then whats the point.
At least Clarkson was amusing sometimes....
At least Clarkson was amusing sometimes....
08 March 2001, 10:32 PM
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Don't know what your all talking about, everything I know about cars I learnt from Top Gear 
I think it's better than ever. I spent years writing into TG asking them to review more people carriers, shopping trolleys and RAV 4's it's much better now.
You lot just don't have a clue do you.
(Still waiting for the 'which colour car is best for going to the supermarket in' article I've been suggesting ... sure it won't be long)
I think it's better than ever. I spent years writing into TG asking them to review more people carriers, shopping trolleys and RAV 4's it's much better now.
You lot just don't have a clue do you.
(Still waiting for the 'which colour car is best for going to the supermarket in' article I've been suggesting ... sure it won't be long)
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09 March 2001, 12:03 AM
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Cem,
Thanks for the support.
DavidBrown,
Since when (other than after 17pints) have you walked down the high street / sat in a pub and said to yourself "she's 'tidy enough' - I'll have her"
"Tidy enough" is not good enough for me.
If I got my hands on Caprice, talking is the last thing I would let her do......
Each to his own. I suppose VB-H at less than 5', and me at 6'5", she may have her uses........
She'd make a good gnome, or even a 'kickstep' to get to those really difficult to reach places...
Sorry - I'm losing it now. I'll get my coat.
Zip
Thanks for the support.
DavidBrown,
Since when (other than after 17pints) have you walked down the high street / sat in a pub and said to yourself "she's 'tidy enough' - I'll have her"
"Tidy enough" is not good enough for me.
If I got my hands on Caprice, talking is the last thing I would let her do......
Each to his own. I suppose VB-H at less than 5', and me at 6'5", she may have her uses........
She'd make a good gnome, or even a 'kickstep' to get to those really difficult to reach places...
Sorry - I'm losing it now. I'll get my coat.
Zip
09 March 2001, 12:10 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by DavidBrown:
<B>Or are you just put out that she can drive far better than you ?
[/quote]
Dave,
A monkey with no arms could drive better than me!!!
I'm not a Caprice fan either.
Andy
<B>Or are you just put out that she can drive far better than you ?
[/quote]Dave,
A monkey with no arms could drive better than me!!!
I'm not a Caprice fan either.
Andy
09 March 2001, 12:20 AM
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If you want a "supposedly" good looking girl presenting a TV show then watch Ice with Jordan on Men and Motors.
Jordan has absolutely no idea what she's talking about, and everyone that she "interviews" knows this and get embarrassed answering her questions about what they've done to their cars!
Jordan has absolutely no idea what she's talking about, and everyone that she "interviews" knows this and get embarrassed answering her questions about what they've done to their cars!
09 March 2001, 12:29 AM
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Hey fellas - Caprice was just an example, and yes there are even foxier birds out there.
At the end of the day, if we did a straw poll of the world's foxiest birds, would VBH feature in the list? - no.
If we did a straw poll of the world's most intellectually stimulating birds, would VBH feature in the short list? - no.
Even if we did a straw poll of the world's most giftest female drivers, would VBH feature in the short list? - no.
I bet she doesn't even make a good cuppa, is sh1te at washing up and can't even iron my shirts.
I have a beautiful loving girlfriend, and do I care that to her the most important attribute of her car is the fact that it's green? Do I b0ll0x. I do the driving in this family.
Perfection is everything. Compromise is nothing.
I love threads like this.
Zip
At the end of the day, if we did a straw poll of the world's foxiest birds, would VBH feature in the list? - no.
If we did a straw poll of the world's most intellectually stimulating birds, would VBH feature in the short list? - no.
Even if we did a straw poll of the world's most giftest female drivers, would VBH feature in the short list? - no.
I bet she doesn't even make a good cuppa, is sh1te at washing up and can't even iron my shirts.
I have a beautiful loving girlfriend, and do I care that to her the most important attribute of her car is the fact that it's green? Do I b0ll0x. I do the driving in this family.
Perfection is everything. Compromise is nothing.
I love threads like this.
Zip
09 March 2001, 12:34 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Zip:
<B>I bet she doesn't even make a good cuppa, is sh1te at washing up and can't even iron my shirts.[/quote]
LOL
Seriously, how about Tara Palmer T then? She would make a good Top Gear presenter.
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<B>I bet she doesn't even make a good cuppa, is sh1te at washing up and can't even iron my shirts.[/quote]
LOL
Seriously, how about Tara Palmer T then? She would make a good Top Gear presenter.
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09 March 2001, 12:40 AM
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I've always thought that VBH would be a right dirty ****er in bed by the way she talks and giggles....
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<I>quicker than most</I>
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<B>Owain McRae.</B>
<I>quicker than most</I>
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09 March 2001, 04:50 AM
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I used to be an avid watcher of Topgear..but the producer seems to want to fill the programme with pathetic attempts at humour and every two minutes a trailer telling me whats about to come next. I realise peoples attention spans' are less these days but if they concentrated on cars instead I'd be more impressed. Another example of dumbing down I suppose and a continued waste of VBH and Tiffs talents.
09 March 2001, 08:43 AM
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I'd like to see more of VBH doing what she does best - enjoying herself driving fast cars and giggling all the time, as opposed to driving dodgy looking MPV's around a car park!
As for Jason Barlow - when are they going to get rid off him - that woman presenter from a couple series ago was far better than him and she only lasted one series!
As for Jason Barlow - when are they going to get rid off him - that woman presenter from a couple series ago was far better than him and she only lasted one series!
09 March 2001, 11:05 AM
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I am still at a TOTAL loss to see what any of you see in V "short-4rsed-wide-hipped-frog-mouthed-annoying-voiced" B-H.
Jesus Christ - we have the likes of Caprice on this planet, and you lot are letching after VB-H.....!!!!!!
Sort it out - set your standards a bit higher (or are all the contributors to Scoobynet ugly bast4rds as well???)
Zip
Jesus Christ - we have the likes of Caprice on this planet, and you lot are letching after VB-H.....!!!!!!
Sort it out - set your standards a bit higher (or are all the contributors to Scoobynet ugly bast4rds as well???)
Zip
09 March 2001, 11:14 AM
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Some of us go for more than just looks.
VBH is tidy enough, and has a real interest in motors. What more could a bloke ask for ?
Or are you just put out that she can drive far better than you ?
IMO Caprice is bland and has no character.
VBH is tidy enough, and has a real interest in motors. What more could a bloke ask for ?
Or are you just put out that she can drive far better than you ?
IMO Caprice is bland and has no character.
09 March 2001, 11:27 AM
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Zip,
OK I admit that Caprice is far better looking than VBH but can Caprice even string a sentence together?? The attraction to VBH is not purely down to looks, I think the idea of a sexy woman who is mad about cars is pretty good!
Yes Top Gear is utter utter crap since Clarkson and Wilson left.
OK I admit that Caprice is far better looking than VBH but can Caprice even string a sentence together?? The attraction to VBH is not purely down to looks, I think the idea of a sexy woman who is mad about cars is pretty good!
Yes Top Gear is utter utter crap since Clarkson and Wilson left.
09 March 2001, 11:32 AM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Zip:
<B>I am still at a TOTAL loss to see what any of you see in V "short-4rsed-wide-hipped-frog-mouthed-annoying-voiced" B-H.
Jesus Christ - we have the likes of Caprice on this planet, and you lot are letching after VB-H.....!!!!!!
Sort it out - set your standards a bit higher (or are all the contributors to Scoobynet ugly bast4rds as well???)
Zip[/quote]
Hooorah! Someone talks sense at last...jesus guys get a grip.
She is a mongrel and the only reason you have a liking towards her is because of her job.
And please dont even think about telling me that Caprice and VBH are comparable!
Cem
<B>I am still at a TOTAL loss to see what any of you see in V "short-4rsed-wide-hipped-frog-mouthed-annoying-voiced" B-H.
Jesus Christ - we have the likes of Caprice on this planet, and you lot are letching after VB-H.....!!!!!!
Sort it out - set your standards a bit higher (or are all the contributors to Scoobynet ugly bast4rds as well???)
Zip[/quote]
Hooorah! Someone talks sense at last...jesus guys get a grip.
She is a mongrel and the only reason you have a liking towards her is because of her job.
And please dont even think about telling me that Caprice and VBH are comparable!
Cem
09 March 2001, 01:12 PM
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:<HR>Originally posted by Zip:
<B>DavidBrown,
Since when (other than after 17pints) have you walked down the high street / sat in a pub and said to yourself "she's 'tidy enough' - I'll have her"
Zip[/quote]
I think my ex reads this (or gets it sent to her) so I'll take the 5th ammendment on that one.
Thing is, gold wheels are proof that beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder.
Otherwise most of you ugly muppets would still be single, so be grateful for that fact.
<B>DavidBrown,
Since when (other than after 17pints) have you walked down the high street / sat in a pub and said to yourself "she's 'tidy enough' - I'll have her"
Zip[/quote]
I think my ex reads this (or gets it sent to her) so I'll take the 5th ammendment on that one.
Thing is, gold wheels are proof that beauty is definitely in the eye of the beholder.
Otherwise most of you ugly muppets would still be single, so be grateful for that fact.
09 March 2001, 02:02 PM
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Please don't let the subject of gold wheels tarnish this otherwise highly entertaining, Friday afternoon thread.
Cem - TP-T? Not enough where it matters, and too much where it don't......
I suppose she did have an NSX once.
DavidBrown - very true.
PS: how astonishingly diplomatic of you.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
Cem - TP-T? Not enough where it matters, and too much where it don't......
I suppose she did have an NSX once.
DavidBrown - very true.
PS: how astonishingly diplomatic of you.
Zip-a-dee-doo-dah
09 March 2001, 02:32 PM
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When talking about bedroom antics I'd drop the "quicker than most" tag!! LOL
Justin
P.S I wouldn't climb over her to answer the phone....
When talking about bedroom antics I'd drop the "quicker than most" tag!!
LOLJustin
P.S I wouldn't climb over her to answer the phone....
