I have been thinking that perhaps we need a new section on Scoobynet in which we can confess our sins.

My transgression happened the other week when I sat in a 1.4 170bhp Golf GT. I am ashamed to say that I started to think if only I had a car that was that well screwed together, with an interior didn't rattle like bugger, a smooth cosseting ride and a modern smart dash.

Instead of hail marys, perhaps the penitence should be to promise to tear up the next picture of any car other than a scoob you see in a magazine and eat it...and if it's an evo perhaps burn it first and then eat it.

 

On the way home a few months ago I got cut up at the lights. Pulled up at the side of the car, put my window down and gave the driver a mouthful ....... only to then realise the driver and passenger were nuns !

Went home feeling suitably ashamed, and prayed for the first time since I was a boy !

 

A few years ago whilst out riding I got cut up by some BMW driving t*** so at the next set of lights I punched his wing mirror off (I was wearing carbon knuckle insert gloves).That soon wiped the smile off his face

 

Cleaned my Scoob today,it had been 4 weeks since i last did it.

 

I once told a young lady that I loved her .... just to get some satisfaction ....

I'm sorry Mable, if you are reading this, for that transgression in 1937 ....