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Old 25 July 2009, 10:15 PM
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Default Bargain of the decade, its only lost one race!

His description is quite entertaining.

1993 SUBARU IMPREZA WRX RED on eBay (end time 28-Jul-09 18:53:44 BST)

Ive sent him the following question.

Hello, your car looks amazing, how fast does it go, whats the fastest you have had out of it ? Does it have one of them woooosh valve thingies on it ? Do you know if anyone has had any hanky panky in it because that stains the seats and its hard to get out, are your seats clean ?

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Old 25 July 2009, 10:52 PM
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Please post reply !lol
Old 25 July 2009, 11:01 PM
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the car is fast ever time you go out in it you always get a muppet in some thing trying to race not sure what it is bhp but will say i think it only lost one race after missing a gear hoops
does not have to have a cat it is a 1993 coppers hate lol it is loud .. if they miss you flying past they will still hear you .
Class! lol
Old 25 July 2009, 11:03 PM
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Originally Posted by wraggy78
Please post reply !lol
He'll struggle, been banned?
Old 25 July 2009, 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by V5RVLTD
He'll struggle, been banned?
I hear you calling .... I`ll post his reply when i get it, he`s probably out posing and entertaining the birds in his car at the min so i`ll have to wait until he can fit me in.

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Old 25 July 2009, 11:10 PM
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Old 25 July 2009, 11:19 PM
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The good thing about eBay is that there is always some muppet on there that will buy your stuff.

Not only should we all laugh at the seller, but also the buyer!
Old 26 July 2009, 01:27 PM
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pmsl what an idiot, and the people bidding well .....
Old 26 July 2009, 01:58 PM
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seen worse ads on ebay but he does say try having hanky panky at 160mph
Old 26 July 2009, 02:05 PM
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Buy it now - £2500.
Old 26 July 2009, 02:40 PM
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what a joke lol
Old 26 July 2009, 03:47 PM
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This was the detailed and technical reply that he sent me to the original question i asked.

Repy:

does have a dump valve . does the clock . hanky panky you try riding at 160 mph
Old 26 July 2009, 06:30 PM
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lol so basicallly he thrashes the beejesus out of it , it probably havs a bolloxed second or third gear , and is a definate pull from the police because it sounds like a fooking jet plane with the cheap halfrauds pipe he has on it .


wheres me wallet !! lol

who would buy that
Old 26 July 2009, 06:49 PM
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Im going to have a look
Old 26 July 2009, 07:01 PM
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I hope he's taken his medication today window licker
Old 26 July 2009, 07:25 PM
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He needs his **** testing for crack!
Old 26 July 2009, 07:39 PM
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Originally Posted by cossie-nutter
He needs his **** testing for crack!
Old 26 July 2009, 08:01 PM
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class!!!!

Old 26 July 2009, 08:37 PM
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I take it he didnt go to school that often?
Old 26 July 2009, 08:59 PM
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Old 26 July 2009, 09:41 PM
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I can just imagine what sort of pond life the current owner is.

Telfordsnumber1 indeed
Old 27 July 2009, 09:04 AM
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Yes yes.

So he's got a VTA dump value fitted, only one thing missing for a proper chav image and thats the flamer kit.

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Old 27 July 2009, 10:04 AM
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Originally Posted by urban
Yes yes.

So he's got a VTA dump value fitted, only only thing missing for a proper chav image and thats the flamer kit.
That don't work on Subaru's anyways!

He will probably have 1 of his mates hanging out the window with a can of deodorant and a lighter! AFPMSL!!!!
Old 27 July 2009, 11:26 AM
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Fantastic spelling
Old 27 July 2009, 03:25 PM
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Ive sent him another question: That lot should baffle a cider swigging chav

One more question as i`m very tempted by your babe magnet, did your car come from prodrive as it looks identical to a rally car with them graphics ? Can you tell me what the atmospheric velocity rating is at full afterburn and what keeps the car on the ground with all this power, is it the rear spoiler ?
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how many miles has it done?, what cars have you raced and beat? what did it lose too? does it have any neon lights underneath? has it ever been washed using the 2 bucket method?

awating a reply
Old 27 July 2009, 05:30 PM
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ur reply is in...

I had to ask...


How often have you been had by coppers over the front window? Was it painful?
Old 27 July 2009, 05:47 PM
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
how many miles has it done?, what cars have you raced and beat? what did it lose too? does it have any neon lights underneath? has it ever been washed using the 2 bucket method?

awating a reply

**my reply**

o my god its a k reg car for 2500 not 250000000 as it been washed with a bucket god knows some people
Old 27 July 2009, 05:57 PM
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Originally Posted by powerwrx
**my reply**

o my god its a k reg car for 2500 not 250000000 as it been washed with a bucket god knows some people
That would surely scratch the paintwork if you washed the car with a bucket, wouldn`t it be better to use water mixed with a cleaning soloution ?

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Old 28 July 2009, 08:56 PM
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The auction for this beast of a machine ended t £2,100

Their will be a lot of dissapointed people on here who may have been stuck at work or stuck in traffic and may not have got a bid in, you were given pleny of time to get your bids in so spare us the tears and just accept it that this one got away.

Congrats to whoever bought it, you have a lot to live upto as the previous owner only lost one race and that was down to a missed gear.

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