Someone left me a note...
20 June 2009, 07:30 PM
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Someone left me a note...
Was parked in Sainbury's for 10 minutes yesterday and noticed someone left a piece of paper under the wiper, not a ticket:
"To drive a car like this you obviously have a 3" *****, go find a friend!"
PMLS that someone took the effort to put pen to paper. Anyone else had any under wiper communications? I think someone's having a midlife crisis...a chav would just key it!
Anders
"To drive a car like this you obviously have a 3" *****, go find a friend!"
PMLS that someone took the effort to put pen to paper. Anyone else had any under wiper communications? I think someone's having a midlife crisis...a chav would just key it!
Anders
20 June 2009, 07:32 PM
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Leave it in the same place, same time next week with a note saying that people who leave silly insulting notes obviously have NO ***** at all, and if you'd like to discuss this fact and compare ***** size, I'll be back in 5 minutes, my friend 
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20 June 2009, 07:59 PM
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I had a bloke pass me on the motorway gesturing to me that i had a small ****,(i dont remember anyone looking over my shoulder in the services
)anyway caught up with him,pulled along side him gave him a bit of verbal,the bender wouldn't even look at me,,,,,,,,,tw*t
I had a bloke pass me on the motorway gesturing to me that i had a small ****,(i dont remember anyone looking over my shoulder in the services
)anyway caught up with him,pulled along side him gave him a bit of verbal,the bender wouldn't even look at me,,,,,,,,,tw*t
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20 June 2009, 09:23 PM
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I had a similar thing last week from a passing cyclist.
"Why are you driving a car like that?" was his comment
Obviously a greeny **** or just jealous.
Anyway I replied with, "Why where you born a ***** who can't afford a car" He screwed up his face n rode off
"Why are you driving a car like that?" was his comment
Obviously a greeny **** or just jealous.Anyway I replied with, "Why where you born a ***** who can't afford a car" He screwed up his face n rode off
20 June 2009, 10:08 PM
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I have to say, cyclists are the biggest bunch of plonkers I can think of. I've always been into mountainbiking, but if I ever go for a cycle on the road I always ride right on the inside line if there are cars about. I absolutely HATE the groups that go around 3 wide, basically right across the lane you are in and try and make life as difficult as possible for you getting past.
20 June 2009, 10:33 PM
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Funnily I got the opposite, cycling to work, some **** in a car shouted "Cheapskate, get a fri**n Fiesta" and so I replied "Subaru actually !"
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20 June 2009, 10:47 PM
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Was parked in Sainbury's for 10 minutes yesterday and noticed someone left a piece of paper under the wiper, not a ticket:
"To drive a car like this you obviously have a 3" *****, go find a friend!"
PMLS that someone took the effort to put pen to paper. Anyone else had any under wiper communications? I think someone's having a midlife crisis...a chav would just key it!
Anders
"To drive a car like this you obviously have a 3" *****, go find a friend!"
PMLS that someone took the effort to put pen to paper. Anyone else had any under wiper communications? I think someone's having a midlife crisis...a chav would just key it!
Anders
21 June 2009, 05:48 PM
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How could anybody be bothered to even write a note!!!
I have had somebody ask me to get my exhaust fixed.
I replied it is fixed you **** it's a bloody £500 3" HKS exhaust it's meant to sound like that. He just laughed put his figers in his ears and walked off cheeky ****
I have had somebody ask me to get my exhaust fixed.
I replied it is fixed you **** it's a bloody £500 3" HKS exhaust it's meant to sound like that. He just laughed put his figers in his ears and walked off cheeky ****
21 June 2009, 06:18 PM
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To be honest ...... the Impreza Saloon is starting to become the butt of jokes now.
The Wagon has a certain respect, a quiet calm, a self confidence which says you have an enormous *****
The Wagon has a certain respect, a quiet calm, a self confidence which says you have an enormous *****
21 June 2009, 06:28 PM
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The other day I had a couple of cyclist idiots deliberately ride through a red light watching me and several other cars going through on green knowing we would slow down. I was all set to explain to them the error of their ways when I was beaten to it by white van man who gave chase. Funny to see their lycra covered legs pumping as fast as they would go as they tried to out run him. Hope he caught them and beat them to a pulp
21 June 2009, 07:53 PM
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id have to agree with everything said in the note if it was about me,,,, having a small **** isnt the reason why i bought a impreza though but christ that was a good guess
21 June 2009, 09:01 PM
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i parked up not long ago and some big bloke sat with his mrs erd him say to her `must have a small ****`
i didnt bite because as stated he was BIGGER than me lol!
just chose to ignore it. (think that irritated him more) well i hope it did.
i didnt bite because as stated he was BIGGER than me lol!
just chose to ignore it. (think that irritated him more) well i hope it did.
