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Old 14 February 2002, 11:56 AM
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HI
IS THERE ANY ONE HERE THAT CAN
TELL ME HOW TO STOP BIRDS SHI*ING
ON MY CAR 2 SECONDS AFTER CLEANING IT
SHORT OF GETTING AN AIR RIFLE AND KILLING
THE BLOODY THINGS.
SUGGESTIONS PLEASE

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Old 14 February 2002, 12:00 PM
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Buda,

1) STOP SHOUTING ! Its rude
2) Er . . . no
Old 14 February 2002, 12:04 PM
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Maybe a car cover or Wax Wizard so you can wipe it off
Old 14 February 2002, 12:10 PM
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Even with a good coat of wax wiz be afraid, very afraid of bird cr*p.

i had some on the windscreen last week and just wiped it off, its glass not paint. BIG mistake!

I think the birds round here eat diamond chippings cos it scratched the glass

Be warned bird cr*p should be delt with respect (like nuclear waste)

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Old 14 February 2002, 12:35 PM
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How about putting some bread out near the car (about 20metres away) so that they stop and eat the bread rather than fly over the car? might back fire though literally

make sure you don;t park under a tree?
Old 14 February 2002, 12:37 PM
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Try a force field...then you will not only repel eagle poo but phasar blasts and photon torpedos as well!
Old 14 February 2002, 12:46 PM
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Don't take her out again!

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Old 14 February 2002, 12:50 PM
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Good One Tony

Muppets . . . . Incoming !
Old 14 February 2002, 12:51 PM
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Wash you neighbours car first, give them something else to aim for.
Old 14 February 2002, 12:53 PM
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Get a lot of seagulls down my way - They must eat toxic waste or something because if you leave it 2 days in the sun it'll mark the paint for life!
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nearly choked on my lunch reading Tony's post !
Old 14 February 2002, 01:21 PM
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MikesWagon: LOL

that really worked for me.
Old 14 February 2002, 01:31 PM
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Just shoot 'em
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Old 14 February 2002, 01:42 PM
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A Garage.
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Even though it's valentine's day, dump her.

(Ah bugger, Tony beat me to it...)

[Edited by chiark - 2/14/2002 3:05:21 PM]
Old 14 February 2002, 04:54 PM
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What's YOUR problem??

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Someones got Renault 5 all over that birds poo
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