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Old 14 October 2008, 05:32 PM
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Red face The missus just said....

Impreza's are chav and for boy racers...

what do i do to her first?
Old 14 October 2008, 05:33 PM
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cancel her boob job !!
Old 14 October 2008, 05:35 PM
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Cancel her next appointment at the tanning parlour and cut up her favorite shell suit!

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Old 14 October 2008, 05:37 PM
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Which one upsets you ?

Are you a chav ?

Or a boy racer....

Several million "ordinary" people CAN'T be wrong !

LOL

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Old 14 October 2008, 05:39 PM
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Originally Posted by ScoobyCJ
Impreza's are chav and for boy racers...

what do i do to her first?

I,m a 42 yr old chav then...
Old 14 October 2008, 05:43 PM
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Originally Posted by dunx
Which one upsets you ?

Are you a chav ?

Or a boy racer....

Several million "ordinary" people CAN'T be wrong !

LOL

DunxC
im not sure what upsets me really, i just find it highly offensive....
Old 14 October 2008, 06:01 PM
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Ask her if she's put weight on recently. Works like a charm
Old 14 October 2008, 06:01 PM
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This would have been my response:



Old 14 October 2008, 06:02 PM
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Originally Posted by s1lko
Ask her if she's put weight on recently. Works like a charm
hahaha
Old 14 October 2008, 06:05 PM
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What about women that own subarus...
Old 14 October 2008, 06:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Lady T
What about women that own subarus...

I guess that makes them chavettes'.
Old 14 October 2008, 06:22 PM
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Quite the opposite actually, however I suppose a subaru will always be associated as being 'chav'
Old 14 October 2008, 06:25 PM
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Your Mrs has a point

Although it's pretty easy to find something derogatory against most cars
Old 14 October 2008, 06:27 PM
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Don't lick her out for a month!
Old 14 October 2008, 06:42 PM
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^^^^

you dirty bowl cat

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Old 14 October 2008, 06:43 PM
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ash002004 - why should he suffer too hahaha
Old 14 October 2008, 06:56 PM
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lol
Old 14 October 2008, 07:26 PM
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Originally Posted by ash002004
Don't lick her out for a month!
dude,you crack me up.
Old 14 October 2008, 07:29 PM
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or even better punishment, dont give her any money to go shopping with! lol
Old 14 October 2008, 07:33 PM
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Tell her she's not allowed an opinion and to get back in the kitchen where she belongs
Old 14 October 2008, 07:37 PM
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Originally Posted by ilogikal1
Tell her she's not allowed an opinion and to get back in the kitchen where she belongs
ooooooooooooooh harsh words, lol
Old 14 October 2008, 07:40 PM
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Originally Posted by ash002004
ooooooooooooooh harsh words, lol
Surprisingly restraint for me as it goes
Old 14 October 2008, 07:41 PM
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Resign yourself to the fact that she thinks you are a boy-racing chav then shorten the chain on her ball
Old 14 October 2008, 07:52 PM
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just think yourself lucky that she wont want to drive it!!
Old 14 October 2008, 07:57 PM
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Boy racers drive other types of car, not scoobys. Show her some pics and videos of the Mcrae gathering, sit back and wait for the tears to appear on her face and ask her to stop talking out of her dirtbox...if she persists in this manner I suggest you buy her a smart car or find another missus...
Old 14 October 2008, 08:00 PM
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or punish her by slipping it up the wrong un
Old 14 October 2008, 08:00 PM
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ok i sorted it out... i said im going to start wearing a tracksuit and a burberry cap when i have to go round her moms every weekend
Old 14 October 2008, 08:01 PM
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Congratulate her on not being blinkered, apologise and move on with your life
Old 14 October 2008, 08:02 PM
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tell her she can forget lifts home from now on!
Old 14 October 2008, 08:35 PM
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u better go un earth the gun or go see a solicitor mate


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