The missus just said....
14 October 2008, 05:32 PM
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The missus just said....
Impreza's are chav and for boy racers...
what do i do to her first?
14 October 2008, 05:33 PM
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14 October 2008, 05:35 PM
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Cancel her next appointment at the tanning parlour and cut up her favorite shell suit!
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14 October 2008, 05:37 PM
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Which one upsets you ?
Are you a chav ?
Or a boy racer....
Several million "ordinary" people CAN'T be wrong !
LOL
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14 October 2008, 05:39 PM
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Impreza's are chav and for boy racers...
what do i do to her first?
I,m a 42 yr old chav then...
14 October 2008, 05:43 PM
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Which one upsets you ?
Are you a chav ?
Or a boy racer....
Several million "ordinary" people CAN'T be wrong !
LOL
DunxC
im not sure what upsets me really, i just find it highly offensive....
14 October 2008, 06:01 PM
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Ask her if she's put weight on recently. Works like a charm
14 October 2008, 06:01 PM
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14 October 2008, 06:02 PM
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Ask her if she's put weight on recently. Works like a charm
hahaha
14 October 2008, 06:05 PM
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What about women that own subarus...
14 October 2008, 06:18 PM
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What about women that own subarus...
I guess that makes them chavettes'.
14 October 2008, 06:22 PM
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Quite the opposite actually, however I suppose a subaru will always be associated as being 'chav'
14 October 2008, 06:25 PM
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Your Mrs has a point
Although it's pretty easy to find something derogatory against most cars
14 October 2008, 06:27 PM
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Don't lick her out for a month!
14 October 2008, 06:42 PM
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^^^^
you dirty bowl cat
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14 October 2008, 06:43 PM
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ash002004 - why should he suffer too hahaha
14 October 2008, 06:56 PM
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14 October 2008, 07:26 PM
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Don't lick her out for a month!
dude,you crack me up.
14 October 2008, 07:29 PM
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or even better punishment, dont give her any money to go shopping with! lol
14 October 2008, 07:33 PM
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Tell her she's not allowed an opinion and to get back in the kitchen where she belongs
14 October 2008, 07:37 PM
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Tell her she's not allowed an opinion and to get back in the kitchen where she belongs
ooooooooooooooh harsh words, lol
14 October 2008, 07:40 PM
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ooooooooooooooh harsh words, lol
Surprisingly restraint for me as it goes
14 October 2008, 07:41 PM
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Resign yourself to the fact that she thinks you are a boy-racing chav then shorten the chain on her ball
14 October 2008, 07:52 PM
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just think yourself lucky that she wont want to drive it!!
14 October 2008, 07:57 PM
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Boy racers drive other types of car, not scoobys. Show her some pics and videos of the Mcrae gathering, sit back and wait for the tears to appear on her face and ask her to stop talking out of her dirtbox...if she persists in this manner I suggest you buy her a smart car or find another missus...
14 October 2008, 08:00 PM
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or punish her by slipping it up the wrong un
14 October 2008, 08:00 PM
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ok i sorted it out... i said im going to start wearing a tracksuit and a burberry cap when i have to go round her moms every weekend
14 October 2008, 08:01 PM
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Congratulate her on not being blinkered, apologise and move on with your life
14 October 2008, 08:02 PM
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tell her she can forget lifts home from now on!
14 October 2008, 08:35 PM
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u better go un earth the gun or go see a solicitor mate