DEEDEE

The Great Gordon Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......


The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!



That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....



Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....


When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq ....


Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....


Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....


After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....


He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident.....



This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....



If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....


Problem solved.....

If you think this is a good solution to both the problems, forward it to your friends. .........

I just did.........

scooby_will

lol heard it before, they printed it off at work and pinned it on wall, in all honesty this is the whole truth!!!

rbaz

iTrader: (1)

PMSL Love it how do we vote such a person in then
And what happens the their families while in Iraq? They seam to bring them all over with them?

Paddi70

As a serving soldier, and as much as I dislike the current government and its current immigration, we in the services have enough problems.

pslewis

The 3 Million will want petrol wherever they are in the world - so, thats that idea scuppered ........ sending them away with the crunchies makes sense though!!

rbaz

iTrader: (1)

I for one respect our armed forces and think you/they deserve the whole countries respect. You are doing a grate job and I appreciate it.
Even though I live in France am still English at heart

dpb

It wont bring the price down one iota

PantsUK

iTrader: (1)

great idea send the country into immediate depression due to a lack of cheap labour ....

you get my vote

lunar tick

iTrader: (2)

Try telling that to some of the fantastic Gurkhas who have fought for Britain then been refused citizenship

myblackwrx

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and this guy BBC NEWS | UK | 'Refusal is a slap in the face'

stilover

When will people learn? The Government don't want us to stop using petrol. The more we use the more money they get. The more we use/the less we use will always be an excuse to add more Tax.

We use lots = More tax added under the Green/Global warming umberella
We use Less = More Tax added as they are not recieving enough money.