funky_monk_flying

I have got a Ford Mondeo 2.0 lx

it does not have turbo lag
it does not have piston slap
it does not cost a zillion quid in petrol
it does not make me drive fast
it does not have paint that flakes off if its windy
it does not make me paranoid to leave it in tesco's car park
it does not crumple like a crisp packet when a shopping trolly bashes into it in above car park
it does not make the maxpower squad wanna race me
it does not need morrettes to make it look half decent
it does not make me want to mod it
it does not TRAMLINE
it does not have a cabbage in place of a radio/cd
it does not cost a zillion quid to insure
it does not need a service every 7.5k
it does not have an interior like a garden shed
it does not break your neck whilst hitting the loud pedal
it does not make policeman pull me
it does not want to be stolen by bank robbers
it does not apply abs at 10mph on bumpy road/draincovers in the dry
it does not have a mondeonet site to use up my valuble time

do i prefer it to my wifes my01 scoob?

do i ****

anyone else in the same boat?

Phil

Unfortunatly I do have a company MY01


http://www.scoobynet.co.uk/bbs/threa...d=53768&Page=1

never drive the wifes KA
LOL

Phil