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i was just having a crafty cig out of the front of my house hidden away in my own little world when i heard the neighbours kids one said lets stick maltesers down his car i stood up looked round the corner and they was popping them down my prodrive backbox
i shouted so they ran off i shouted what you running away for you live next door i know where your going to be
i normally reverse the car on the drive but this time i drove straight in and its on a hill so they have rolled straight down the exhaust
what do you think will happen will they just roll back out or will they melt inside ?
i shouted so they ran off i shouted what you running away for you live next door i know where your going to be
i normally reverse the car on the drive but this time i drove straight in and its on a hill so they have rolled straight down the exhaust
what do you think will happen will they just roll back out or will they melt inside ?
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i said your son can stick his hand down my exhaust and get them
my exhaust is dirty as **** so should be funny to watch
unless he gets his hand stuck then he will be coming with me to pick my lass up from work trailing along the floor
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Mind you, it'd funny watching your Scoob **** maltesers, some stupid kids threw them in my ic and that was a bugger to clean out but smelt good
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Quick experiment.
Start car, put hand over exhaust, hot? getting hot? hot enough to burn.
if it burns your hand , its going to obliterate maltesers.
(psst what will really happen is the teezers will travel back up the zorst, past the turbo!! and wedge firmly in your exhaust valves, rendering the car useless
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Start car, put hand over exhaust, hot? getting hot? hot enough to burn.
if it burns your hand , its going to obliterate maltesers.
(psst what will really happen is the teezers will travel back up the zorst, past the turbo!! and wedge firmly in your exhaust valves, rendering the car useless
mart
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force feed him maltesers whilst hanging him upside down ,keep feeding them to him until hes about to throw up then put gaffer tape round his mouth.he wont do it again.
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What a waste of chocolate
I'd fish them out, secretly switch them for coffee Revels and force feed them back to him!
PS, make sure there nobody stood behind the car when you fire it up!
I'd fish them out, secretly switch them for coffee Revels and force feed them back to him!
PS, make sure there nobody stood behind the car when you fire it up!
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if thats all the happens to your car then you have little to worry about. Its not going to do a thing to your car, and it gave them a laugh... If only all teenagers could do something that does so little damage.
Mind you, maltesers can be a real menace. One of my mates rammed about 5 of them down my aerial (which had previously been snapped off). There was no way to remove them, and for 2 years afterwards I had green mold growing out of the aerial
Mind you, maltesers can be a real menace. One of my mates rammed about 5 of them down my aerial (which had previously been snapped off). There was no way to remove them, and for 2 years afterwards I had green mold growing out of the aerial
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it was pretty funny actually i was thinking the same thing why waste a malteser they are so nice
i turned the car around then gave it a good rev and i have a malteser on my drive minus the chocolate outer
the kids mother made them come around and say sorry he denied it at first while he had an empty malteser bag in his hand.
his mother told him to stick his hand down and try to get them out but i said leave it ill turn the car around and put a targeton the garage door
i turned the car around then gave it a good rev and i have a malteser on my drive minus the chocolate outer
the kids mother made them come around and say sorry he denied it at first while he had an empty malteser bag in his hand.
his mother told him to stick his hand down and try to get them out but i said leave it ill turn the car around and put a targeton the garage door
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You fancy a new exhaust? Tell there parents that they have just ****ed an expensive exhaust. Get them to replace it then sell the old one on ebay and make some cash. Thats what i would do. lol
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Lob in a shotgun catrridge or two and get it real hot, that should shift 'em
(BTW if that sounds like a sensible thing to do then you probably should't be driving or in charge of machinery)
(BTW if that sounds like a sensible thing to do then you probably should't be driving or in charge of machinery)
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you should make the little ANGELS wash your car twice a week for the rest of there lives and maybe even polish it to!
also let there parents know there helpin 2 as it was there lovely little kids who did it to ur car!
also let there parents know there helpin 2 as it was there lovely little kids who did it to ur car!
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think id just grass them into their parents or the law, and keep my car in respectable shape
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