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17 January 2002, 12:55 PM
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See me, right pillock. I gotta share this with you cos in the light of day, it's funny........Let me set the scene:
Driving home last nite, dark, cold, little bit of traffic, wide single carriage way, about 60mph.
I had my SWRT Jacket on and the heater up and me window down, having a cigarette. Listening to the scoob growl and just generally feeling good, contemplating the up and coming leg over for the night. All was well.
I just didn't see it coming!!!!!!
Gritter coming the other way all i heard was "*****, *****, clatter etc" (The sound of salt hitting ya car
) followed by "AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] " Pain like you wouldn't believe as the Right hand side of my face and my right hand holding me cigarette copped for a blast of salt travelling at whatever speed. Jesus it brought a tear to my eye i can tell you.
Woke up this morning, agony, tried to blame gritter bloke etc as you do but the truth of the matter was, given it was cold dark, etc, was it THAT important to listen to the bloody exhaust?
I deserved it 
Paintwork on the car is ok and i had a brilliant night wiv da opposite sex so all is well and i now find the whole thing funny.
Anyone else measure up to this level of pillockness
Thanks for listening
Mikey
EEJITTED cos the right hand side of my face hurts
[Edited by Gridlock Mikey - 1/17/2002 12:59:26 PM]
Driving home last nite, dark, cold, little bit of traffic, wide single carriage way, about 60mph.
I had my SWRT Jacket on and the heater up and me window down, having a cigarette. Listening to the scoob growl and just generally feeling good, contemplating the up and coming leg over for the night. All was well.
I just didn't see it coming!!!!!!
Gritter coming the other way all i heard was "*****, *****, clatter etc" (The sound of salt hitting ya car
) followed by "AAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHH [img]images/smilies/mad.gif[/img] " Pain like you wouldn't believe as the Right hand side of my face and my right hand holding me cigarette copped for a blast of salt travelling at whatever speed. Jesus it brought a tear to my eye i can tell you.Woke up this morning, agony, tried to blame gritter bloke etc as you do but the truth of the matter was, given it was cold dark, etc, was it THAT important to listen to the bloody exhaust?
I deserved it Paintwork on the car is ok and i had a brilliant night wiv da opposite sex
so all is well and i now find the whole thing funny. Anyone else measure up to this level of pillockness
Thanks for listening
Mikey
EEJITTED cos the right hand side of my face hurts
[Edited by Gridlock Mikey - 1/17/2002 12:59:26 PM]
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17 January 2002, 01:20 PM
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ha ha ha....
Yeah keep the sex bit quiet, I have to live away from the Mrs in the week and only return home at the weekends!
Jza - you had to mention a bike, I missing mine... being sensible and leaving it in the garage and driving the scoob... but jez I miss the bike, especially when the traffic stops... Scooby is fast but 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds is more fun..
Have had ciggerrette in lap and stunned rat, car in front ran it over (nearly in lap) on the bike though... various bird strikes...
I know they need to grit the road but there must be another way so as not to damage paint etc..
Yeah keep the sex bit quiet, I have to live away from the Mrs in the week and only return home at the weekends!
Jza - you had to mention a bike, I missing mine... being sensible and leaving it in the garage and driving the scoob... but jez I miss the bike, especially when the traffic stops... Scooby is fast but 0 to 60 in 3.5 seconds is more fun..
Have had ciggerrette in lap and stunned rat, car in front ran it over (nearly in lap) on the bike though... various bird strikes...
I know they need to grit the road but there must be another way so as not to damage paint etc..
17 January 2002, 01:47 PM
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What you lot like, the merest hint of sex and you're off
OK so i shouldn't have mentioned it, but it got me sympathy points that night
Mr A, see that driving and tossing thing, generally not a good thing
Mikey
OK so i shouldn't have mentioned it, but it got me sympathy points that night
Mr A, see that driving and tossing thing, generally not a good thing
Mikey
17 January 2002, 01:52 PM
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I presume it is only 3.5 seconds to 60, never timed it... too busy trying to hang on..
I have a MY98 Fireblade... with a race pipe and dynojet and k&n..
currently sat in the garage needing a service and rear tyre and with 61,000miles on the clock... whoops.. had her from new and she is my baby...
I have a MY98 Fireblade... with a race pipe and dynojet and k&n..
currently sat in the garage needing a service and rear tyre and with 61,000miles on the clock... whoops.. had her from new and she is my baby...
17 January 2002, 02:44 PM
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cool.... yeah need a good launch and need to lean right forward otherwise I be seeing sky...
had 160 on the clock (on private road of course) and it was still going... I chickened out at that...
had 160 on the clock (on private road of course) and it was still going... I chickened out at that...
17 January 2002, 04:24 PM
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Nothing too bad has happened to me yet. But my sister was telling me about the time when she was driving at night with a cigarette (are we noticing a pattern here?! ), when she flicked it out the window (or at least WOULD have if the window wasn't nearly all the way up!!!). The butt ended up falling down the back of her trousers and burnt a hole on the **** of her jeans! How I laughed - or mocked...same thing.
), when she flicked it out the window (or at least WOULD have if the window wasn't nearly all the way up!!!). The butt ended up falling down the back of her trousers and burnt a hole on the **** of her jeans! How I laughed - or mocked...same thing.
17 January 2002, 04:28 PM
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You just reminded me with that last story, when I was 16 in the back of a mates car (driving along!) and the **** in the front passenger seat thought it was funny to do a moon out the window...
so he pulled down his trousers and shoved his **** out the window and a cop car turned the corner coming the otherway so he retrieved his **** from the window quick and pulled up his trousers at the same time dropping his cig in his cacks in the panic... there was a scream and a mad panic of removal of cig, burnt fingers and bits etc...
{snigger} {snigger}
so he pulled down his trousers and shoved his **** out the window and a cop car turned the corner coming the otherway so he retrieved his **** from the window quick and pulled up his trousers at the same time dropping his cig in his cacks in the panic... there was a scream and a mad panic of removal of cig, burnt fingers and bits etc...
{snigger} {snigger}