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Old 17 January 2002, 12:19 PM
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We all go on about our best mod - cheapest brake horse power increaser, or our most awesome looking rear wing and body kit.

But who has spent a fortune on something that was, well, frankly, SH1TE?????

Be it a truely horrid WRC style wing - that you simply had to rip off, or a brake kit that simply broke the bank...

Can we have a list of "dont bother with"... mods please.

I'll start with the carbon fibre smelly thing from halfords that has a fan on it that never works... oh and Broquets (sorry - could resist).

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Old 17 January 2002, 12:34 PM
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I bought an alloy *** lighter from Half*rds, it matched my alloy gearnob, looked good! Went to put it in and...... the little b1tch didn't fit! - too big!

Waste af a fiver and I cant be arsed to go back and change it.

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Old 17 January 2002, 12:34 PM
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In-car vacuum....... less suck than an asthmatic hooker!!

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Old 17 January 2002, 12:39 PM
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Subarus crappest mod was from MY00 to MY01

(Runs, neigh, sprints and dives for cover)

Sorry Jza, couldn't resist

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Don't bother flaming me either you lot, me and Jza have this understanding
Old 17 January 2002, 12:50 PM
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Go faster stripes as they didn't make me go any faster. Money back please.
Old 17 January 2002, 01:00 PM
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Never had a bad mod b4, I don't think, but a car I saw about a month ago must win hands down.
It was a Nova GTE, with a custom body kit (professional done must have cost proper mony) great big roof spolier with one on the bonnet to match. It was bright red (again professional paint job), the windows looked like they were tinted with bin liners, but what really set it off was the front wind screen, botton half black top half red with near foot high white letters in the red bit displaying in itailics "THE DOGS BOLLOXS".
Old 17 January 2002, 01:03 PM
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Best one i've seen, some young un on Carnage that had thick black tights around his rear light cluster.
Old 17 January 2002, 01:07 PM
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Cheers Mikey, always the helpfull one arent you!!!!

PS Best mod for your car - try a car cover with holes for the windscreen

Jza
Old 17 January 2002, 02:01 PM
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Worst mod of the moment has to be putting blue LEDs on your windscreen washers.

If anyone can explain why people do this, I'd be impressed. The only answer I can think of is to make you look a complete nobber.
Old 17 January 2002, 02:12 PM
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The Corsa near me that I see every night driving home. Very professional job, large bore twin pipes, lowered massive wheel, roof spoiler, pimp tint, new bulged bonnet, skirts all the way around nicely painted. The problem comes from the fact the number plate in motorbike style is only about 2 inches from the ground.

The road I drive down to get to the estate has three large speed bumps... as high as the curbs and covered in grooves.

I saw this car come up to the bumps and have to go to the other land and then approach the bump on angle to avoid grounding out, even the TVRs and Elise can get over them going straight.

So lowering you car that much when you know what the roads are like... not bright!
Old 17 January 2002, 02:20 PM
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Silver valve caps - nicked within a week.

£5 down the drain...'roody vandals!
Old 17 January 2002, 03:41 PM
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Blue LED style valve caps.

As seen at the autosport show euch.

Ian
Old 17 January 2002, 03:51 PM
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I have to say i really hate those under the car neon light kits!

Jza
Old 17 January 2002, 03:55 PM
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not mine but I saw an orion last night in slough with a mark 2 astra gte front bumper Made me laugh
Old 17 January 2002, 05:32 PM
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There's a guy who works in my company with a nitrus injected.....


Punto!! )
Old 17 January 2002, 06:31 PM
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Sad Bozo's who put Sparco,OMP or any other harness pads on their seatbelts !!
Old 17 January 2002, 06:34 PM
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What about Sparco seats in the new 888 Astra ?

J.
Old 17 January 2002, 06:36 PM
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Dashboard switches that don't do anything - except illuminate the tell tales to say that the switches are on....

Oh, and a mate that used to have a Mk 3 Cortina with an overhead centre console, held on with elastic bands.... Mind those speed ramps.
Old 17 January 2002, 07:04 PM
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red wiper arm boots & finned spoilers for wiper arms, also in matching red!
Old 17 January 2002, 07:24 PM
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Rising rate fuel regulator from TSL in May 2000. Rising rate fuel reg is OK but the £205 bill (£72.25 for labour to fit !!!!) was not impressive !
Stan
Old 17 January 2002, 08:15 PM
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well i bort sum subaru sunglasses but aint been sunny enough 2 use em yet! does that count?

Si
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