Fosters

Wife just phoned me to say that I'd received a letter from Surrey Police

...to say they're contacting all registered keepers of 'Performance Subarus' in surrey to make sure their vehicles are parked in 'safer' places and armed with anti theft devices.

Everyone here at BMW thought it was a waste of taxpayers money, but I pointed out that nobody's interested in nicking BMWs - too common and too slow (b4 anyone whinges, it's just to wind up the co workers!).

might be a waste of money, but appreciated none the less.

ed the dead

I wonder if i'll get one for my Sport Special, or is that not 'performance' enough?!

BarryK

Well, I've heard of stating the obvious and whilst I'm sure this is well intentioned,

a) Are you sure it is actually from the police?

b) Is it in lieu of them not being ar5ed/able to protect your car in any case.

They just can't win can they?

Sorry StuartH and all your "comrades in arms" I wouldn't want your job for all the tea in China. Merry Christmas to all those public servants who'll be looking after us through the coming holiday.

You are appreciated, honest.

Fosters

"a) Are you sure it is actually from the police?"

somebody's nicked their franking machine then!

BarryK

Or franked their nicking machine?

Ho,ho,ho.

Missing Details

Barry K
I don't think you'll be getting one of these letters if they're for Subaru performance cars - you were somewhere in my mirror on the Dales Run.

On the serious side - at least they're being a bit proactive, and it may stop someone being too complacent about leaving their car in a bad place.

BarryK

Was it a race?

Blimey no-one told me.

Anyway, I thought you might know where we were going!

AND I had to put 95 RON in at Pateley Bridge!!!!

Missing Details

No use trying to justify being so far behind by using the old petrol excuse!!

Mungo

I'll be looking out for my letter tonight...

sunilp

Wheres my letter then, Surrey dont get no more dodgy than Croydon and its slummy suburbs?

Dave T-S

Sunlip

TRUE!!

Dave T-S

Sunlip

BTW - have you finished inflating your blow-up woman ready for tomorrow night yet???

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Andy Tang

iTrader: (3)

Not wishing to get picky Sunil, but I thought Croydon was covered by the Met, and NOT Surrey Police!!

Andy

Stuart H

Croydon <B>is</B> covered by the Metropolitan Police not Surrey. That might explain why you haven't had a letter!!

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Andy Tang

iTrader: (3)

Just checking!! I did some work for Surrey Police, when some of the Met stations were changed over to Surrey Police stations, and I don't remember going to Croydon!!!!

Brendan Hughes

Oh well, guess I must still be registered in Sussex.

Hey, what is registered? Insured address? Or V5? No-one changes the V5 when they move, do they?

Getting mine back tomorrow after almost two months, YIPPEEEEEEEEEE

BJH

PS Ed; what colour/door is yours? I might give you a wave if I see you around! (Silver-wheeled Terzo)