BMW 330i Not That Quick Then!!!!
11 March 2007, 08:17 PM
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BMW 330i Not That Quick Then!!!!
Yesterday whilst out in the scoob, I came across a BMW 330i, he came up a slip road in front of me and tried to cut me up, he then went down the inside so I decided to close the gap
, when he finally got out in front of me he tried to pull away so I went with him, well all i can say is I was all over him like a rash, In the end he could take no more and pulled over to let me by, but why are BMW drivers so arrogant?
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, when he finally got out in front of me he tried to pull away so I went with him, well all i can say is I was all over him like a rash, In the end he could take no more and pulled over to let me by, but why are BMW drivers so arrogant?Cheers
Colin
11 March 2007, 09:36 PM
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my mate was racing with one the other day in his gtst skyline with full race system and induction kit fitted (which would leave my scooby...but dont tell him that) and the bmw 330i got in front of us 
what BHP you running mate?
what BHP you running mate?
11 March 2007, 09:44 PM
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Yay, a dick big ******* thread....Today, whilst driving my 1500+kg lard bucket 325 touring auto. I came across a tool in a riced up Civic Type-R.....
Long and short of it; he tried it on at the lights on a dead striaght and he couldn't pull away. Launch conrtrol, awful exhaust, and not even the vetec kicking in could save him.
I must be well hung, me 
Now, a 325 touring auto IS a slow car...it weighs as much as a 525. Yet some silly Vetec whizz bang rice rocket couldn't embarass it.
Anyway, why are Scooby drivers such teapots? The reason why I've got rid of my Impreza is because it seem every arsehole has one; usially a drain-piped sonic blue wet dream, and upon sight of the rear end of a more standard looking Impreza, they buzz round my **** like I'm a turd; whats the deal with that? Are they into bumming people using cars as condoms or what?
Long and short of it; he tried it on at the lights on a dead striaght and he couldn't pull away. Launch conrtrol, awful exhaust, and not even the vetec kicking in could save him.
I must be well hung, me Now, a 325 touring auto IS a slow car...it weighs as much as a 525. Yet some silly Vetec whizz bang rice rocket couldn't embarass it.
Anyway, why are Scooby drivers such teapots? The reason why I've got rid of my Impreza is because it seem every arsehole has one; usially a drain-piped sonic blue wet dream, and upon sight of the rear end of a more standard looking Impreza, they buzz round my **** like I'm a turd; whats the deal with that? Are they into bumming people using cars as condoms or what?
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11 March 2007, 09:53 PM
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Nah not me,
the saucy git thought he was going to go down the inside and get away with it, I didn't intend to go with him it's just I wanted to see if the Scoob could stay with him, No one was more surprised than me.Cheers
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11 March 2007, 09:55 PM
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330i
the new 330i M sport does 0-60 in 6.1 (manual) and is 254bhp, with 232ft/lb of torque and weighs in a 1545kgs so unless it's been modded, it is not really a match for a WRX let alone an STi.
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11 March 2007, 10:15 PM
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LOL, you feejit! Nice to see you back. I mean how tedious to see you back.
Sara had a question - about some Jag exhaust parts in her shed - the other day, that you might have helped with. Shall I dig it out?
Sara had a question - about some Jag exhaust parts in her shed - the other day, that you might have helped with. Shall I dig it out?
11 March 2007, 10:34 PM
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However, its possible that SN's policy on Authorised Advertisers could technically tie my hands in giving such advice. It's a serious matter too.
11 March 2007, 10:43 PM
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MY *** BIGGER THAN YOUR *** , BUT YEAH , BMW'S Are slloooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 
sorry,,,,,,,a bit pissed after beating celtic 1-0 at at parkhead !!!!!!!
sorry,,,,,,,a bit pissed after beating celtic 1-0 at at parkhead !!!!!!!
11 March 2007, 10:45 PM
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Yay, a dick big ******* thread....Today, whilst driving my 1500+kg lard bucket 325 touring auto. I came across a tool in a riced up Civic Type-R.....
Long and short of it; he tried it on at the lights on a dead striaght and he couldn't pull away. Launch conrtrol, awful exhaust, and not even the vetec kicking in could save him. I must be well hung, me
Now, a 325 touring auto IS a slow car...it weighs as much as a 525. Yet some silly Vetec whizz bang rice rocket couldn't embarass it.
Anyway, why are Scooby drivers such teapots? The reason why I've got rid of my Impreza is because it seem every arsehole has one; usially a drain-piped sonic blue wet dream, and upon sight of the rear end of a more standard looking Impreza, they buzz round my **** like I'm a turd; whats the deal with that? Are they into bumming people using cars as condoms or what?
Long and short of it; he tried it on at the lights on a dead striaght and he couldn't pull away. Launch conrtrol, awful exhaust, and not even the vetec kicking in could save him.
I must be well hung, me Now, a 325 touring auto IS a slow car...it weighs as much as a 525. Yet some silly Vetec whizz bang rice rocket couldn't embarass it.
Anyway, why are Scooby drivers such teapots? The reason why I've got rid of my Impreza is because it seem every arsehole has one; usially a drain-piped sonic blue wet dream, and upon sight of the rear end of a more standard looking Impreza, they buzz round my **** like I'm a turd; whats the deal with that? Are they into bumming people using cars as condoms or what?
Go drink some Sheisse beer!
11 March 2007, 10:46 PM
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Those GTS-T's are not quick at all, they look like slugs going up the 1/4 mile strip when they are in standard form.
12 March 2007, 12:04 AM
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ROTFLMAO
Off the lights no but a 330i would blow a WRX into the weeds when rolling.
12 March 2007, 12:13 AM
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I've had a go in a 330i. Beautiful engine, nicely balanced, very classy. My subjective impression was that WRX launch advantage aside (althought the 330i has very good of line traction) there'd be very in it between one of them and a WRX - all other things being equal.
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12 March 2007, 12:23 AM
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With respect mate, if you look at the power to weight figures for both cars there isn't enough in it for either to blow the other into the weeds.
I've had a go in a 330i. Beautiful engine, nicely balanced, very classy. My subjective impression was that WRX launch advantage aside (althought the 330i has very good of line traction) there'd be very in it between one of them and a WRX - all other things being equal.
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I've had a go in a 330i. Beautiful engine, nicely balanced, very classy. My subjective impression was that WRX launch advantage aside (althought the 330i has very good of line traction) there'd be very in it between one of them and a WRX - all other things being equal.
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12 March 2007, 12:53 AM
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My girlfriends dad has a 330i M, it's quick enough, but doesn't come close to my scooby (with PPP fitted).. I highly doubt it'd be able to give a regular WRX a run for it's money, let alone an STI.
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sorry to butt in....but have you guys actually read most of the replies on this thread?...a handfull of you sound like you should be meeting up in a mcdonalds of burgerking car park!!....what has happened??!!...and your all newbies!!...i beat this,...i beat that...i beat my co*k twice a night!!....feckin hell!!...
sorry...rant over...but the regulars will know what i am on about!!
(Flame suit on)...ready and willing to get burnt!!
sorry...rant over...but the regulars will know what i am on about!!
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12 March 2007, 01:04 AM
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sorry to butt in....but have you guys actually read most of the replies on this thread?...a handfull of you sound like you should be meeting up in a mcdonalds of burgerking car park!!....what has happened??!!...and your all newbies!!...i beat this,...i beat that...i beat my co*k twice a night!!....feckin hell!!...
sorry...rant over...but the regulars will know what i am on about!!
(Flame suit on)...ready and willing to get burnt!!
sorry...rant over...but the regulars will know what i am on about!!
(Flame suit on)...ready and willing to get burnt!!
We're all newbies, next to yourself.
12 March 2007, 01:13 AM
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ah...i knew it....i think the text said...most of you!!...jesus..how many post do you need mr bubba po??...na mate i have been off away fron the scooby scene for nearly seven years now...that is until last week ish...its just that the scoobynet of seven years ago did not have this much arogance(COnsidering 7 years ago the cars were considered nearly exotica!!..and now they are cheap as chips....)must be me...7 years older than when i had my first scoob.R reg.mica green..prodrive bits..gold speed lines..black leather and no air con..brought from wildings in kendal for the grand some of £19000!!..ish....aye lad they were the days!!
12 March 2007, 01:43 AM
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ah...i knew it....i think the text said...most of you!!...jesus..how many post do you need mr bubba po??...na mate i have been off away fron the scooby scene for nearly seven years now...that is until last week ish...its just that the scoobynet of seven years ago did not have this much arogance(COnsidering 7 years ago the cars were considered nearly exotica!!..and now they are cheap as chips....)must be me...7 years older than when i had my first scoob.R reg.mica green..prodrive bits..gold speed lines..black leather and no air con..brought from wildings in kendal for the grand some of £19000!!..ish....aye lad they were the days!!
Like, start a sentence with a capital, use commas, full stops, and mostly have respect for "the man", Bubbapo!
BTW, the 330 goes, but not that much!!!
HEHE
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LOL!! IT skills! Ok no sense o' humour, for someone who has been 'here' for 7 years.....
you should know how it goes! :-)
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