Weeeelllllll ahhh woke up this mawnin...
(dede dede)
Faound mah scoobehh wit' no valve caps.

Weellll ahhh woke up dis mawnin...
(dede dede)
Someone levered off ma spoiler, despite the man-trap

Mah big ends they started knockin'
Or could it be..... piston slap?

(deedly deedly deely dee - Pah Pah Paaahhhhh!)


Ah got sixteen miles per gallon, baby
(dede dede)
Mah trim she rattles like a bitch

A Corsa tried to race me baby,
(dede dede)
Ah put mah scoob in to a ditch

If ah don't find the right oil by Sunday
Mah poor ol' scoob will hit a hitch

(deedly deedly deedly dee pah pah paaaahhhhhh!)

Mah gold wheels they are flakin' Mama
(dede dede)
Mah defi gauges they are shot

Mah stickers they are peelin' Mama
(dede dede)
Mah flamer kit has gone to pot

I've nowt left from my dole cheque.....

Better sell the bleedin' lot

(needly needly needly neee:

Wah wah wah waaaaaaaa.............)

 

Not bad at all ! As long as the "dede dede" is done with real soul !

 

If that's a real username, I'll eat my own ****.