corsaklillerz

There we waz, me and my mate dodgy dave in sainsburys the other day doin a bit of thievin like, few bottles of whisky and some razoor blades,to sell down the pub. When on our ways out we spot some pig like. shhhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiiit we thought not another 10 hours of comminity service and another 50p a week fine of me hard earned dole money i thought.

But not to worry he waz busy checking over this well phat scoob and picking holes with just about everything, which gave me and Dave plenty of time to fill up our booty in the untaxed corssa and even gave us time to do a drive off at the petrol station

Big shout out to the constabulary 4 keepin da scum under check

Tidgy

would larf if it wasn't true

GC8

****-poor effort. Tyr harder.